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Coworker is trying to show off their new iPhone Pro to me.

Pussymagnetpat

Wtf is a Boq Legion
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Why did you use “their” iphone instead of “his” or “her”?
Was this a conscious choice to conceal they/them’s identity? you deep in some good bussy?
Im guessing its that retard that talks to his wife about you. My friend artie from work
If it’s a woman you can try this fool proof PUA MGTOW redpill technique i recently learned called rape.
 

Uncle Floyd

СМЕРть Шпионам
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Why did you use “their” iphone instead of “his” or “her”?
Was this a conscious choice to conceal they/them’s identity? you deep in some good bussy?
Im guessing its that retard that talks to his wife about you. My friend artie from work
If it’s a woman you can try this fool proof PUA MGTOW redpill technique i recently learned called rape.
You know that nigga says "my friend artie," and not just "artie" when he talks about him. Fetishistic behavior. Very concerning. And gay.
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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Why did you use “their” iphone instead of “his” or “her”?
Was this a conscious choice to conceal they/them’s identity? you deep in some good bussy?
Im guessing its that retard that talks to his wife about you. My friend artie from work
If it’s a woman you can try this fool proof PUA MGTOW redpill technique i recently learned called rape.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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I have had the same phone since 2016 and can't find a reason to get a new one, I can do just about everything the new ones do, the only app I use are brave, the alarm/calander, the camera, and instagram. I feel like phones are expensive fidget toys that have your wallet in them (if you use that tap pay horse shit).
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Brother Joe Web site visitor number 38
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I had a blackberry Priv and I loved it. It ran Android and had a real keyboard. I wish they still made it
 

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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I'm riding my current phone into the ground, which probably isn't far off. Still - fuck that $1000 cellphone jew bullshit. I've hated these faggot touchscreen phones since they came out. Can I get some fucking buttons?!
I know people who think they're being humble for only upgrading their mobile every three years lol. the last iphone I owned still had the home button, and that was only two years ago. the only reason I even upgraded at all was because my cellular company told me they legitimately couldn't support it any longer and were effectively going to be bricking it, so they mailed me a free iphone 14. I'll probably hold onto this one for another 8 years, too
 
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