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Cow is mooing / bragging. Did AntH pay him an advance?

Torque’sHeadBump

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Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I always wonder how the conversation went with his daughter so he could commandeer her FB account.

"Honey, it's very important that the world gets to hear daddy's thoughts on current events. I'm sure you understand."
I think it more like "hey crater face, I gotta own the libtards, the USA is in distress and since I'm an airborne ranger I have the right commandeer your FB for the well being of America, subpoena!"
 
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I always wonder how the conversation went with his daughter so he could commandeer her FB account.

"Honey, it's very important that the world gets to hear daddy's thoughts on current events. I'm sure you understand."
My theory: it was an old account his daughter set up, then abandoned, either for a different profile, or maybe she left the site for good. Joe stumbled across her old login information, and hijacked the account. I'd bet she doesn't even know about it. The kids today don't give a fuck about Facebook. And even if she's still on FB, she probably forgot about her dumb Layla River account ages ago.
I'll give him this: he said he would be taking the Orient ferry from now on and he did.

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This is hilarious. Customer Is Always Right Joe in action, trying to scam two free tickets via pure semantics. It failed, and Joe got mad. Meanwhile, he's pissing away money in Vegas and playing cards, without a care in the world.
 

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It’s the cumia equivalent of the niggas who spend their welfare check on scratch-offs.
I worked with a Pakistani guy who had previous worked in a 7-11 (I know, shocking) and he said working the counter you see the most degenerate people buying scratch off’s everyday. They can’t stop and they never win and def can’t afford to it.
 

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I worked with a Pakistani guy who had previous worked in a 7-11 (I know, shocking) and he said working the counter you see the most degenerate people buying scratch off’s everyday. They can’t stop and they never win and def can’t afford to it.
I used to work at a truck stop and there were people who came in every day, played scratch offs while drinking coffee in the seating area off to the side, and would on occasion, also play lotto. They were there almost on the minute, every single fuckin day. They were also pretty hideous looking and smoked cigarettes(back when it was cool to do so) inside the building.
 
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