Could you win a fight against Pitbull?

[Harry Powell]

Could you defeat Mr. Worldwide? The rules are hand to hand combat only, no weapons, and the fight is to the death.

Please detail your strategy and prediction for how the fight goes.

 

[Harry Powell]

Honestly I don’t think so. He seems pretty fit and I think he does come from a rough background.

I think I try to get in close for a takedown and he just catches me cold with a one-two.

 

[aRTie02150]

Fawk I was gonna post this. I even had the picture ready.

 

[Harry Powell]

Fawk I was gonna post this. I even had the picture ready.

He seems like he has a solid build.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Do I also get a knife?

 

[NoBacon]

He’s bald and calls himself pitbull, I’d be so full of hatred I think I’d just tank any hits till I’d finished him. Then I may succumb to the injuries after. Either way, he’s not leaving alive.

If he put me in a self defence situation, if pitbull tried to rape me or something. I wouldn’t instigate violence against anybody.

 

[wbgreen]

No, he's in better shape than me and isn't vaxxed, so I can't hope he'll drop dead from cardiac arrest.

 

[guest]

I was gonna do this thread.

 

[Harry Powell]

I was gonna do this thread.

Yeah? Well guess what. You didn’t.

 

[Build Black Better]

I’d be so full of hatred I think I’d just tank any hits till I’d finished him. Then I may succumb to the injuries after. Either way, he’s not leaving alive.

if a pitbull tried to rape me or something. I wouldn’t instigate violence against anybody.

Pitbulls prefer ravaging babies, but it sounds like a good strategy against these savages (and all cholos in general).

 

[1073waaf]

I would spoon feed him his own teeth, child.

 

[Build Black Better]

I would spoon feed him his own teeth, child.

And his stupid gas station glasses. They're so punchable.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

How many Joe Rogans can you beat up?
This is a tiny faggot, funsters.

 

[Harry Powell]

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How many Joe Rogans can you beat up?
This is a tiny faggot, funsters.

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im 5’9” 167lbs rn, perfect match up

 

[Build Black Better]

im 5’9” 167lbs rn, perfect match

This isn't Grindr. Cool your jets, Chasten.

 

[Harry Powell]

How many Joe Rogans can you beat up?
This is a tiny faggot, funsters.

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What’s ur physical stats? I challenge you to an exhibition match on the undercard of @FurBurger v @Flavia's Prolapsed Peckah

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What’s ur physical stats? I challenge you to an exhibition match on the undercard of @FurBurger v @Flavia's Prolapsed Peckah

College football offensive guard size, shrimpster.

 

[Officer Chase]

College football offensive guard size, shrimpster.

D1 6-4 289 or D3 6-0 (so 5-10 1/2) 346?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

D1 6-4 289 or D3 6-0 (so 5-10 1/2) 346?

Squat is a couple hundred lbs low.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Could you defeat Mr. Worldwide? The rules are hand to hand combat only, no weapons, and the fight is to the death.

Please detail your strategy and prediction for how the fight goes.

I could 100% destroy Pitbull the guy. The first thing I'd do is tear his ears off. It's easier than you'd think to rip someone's ear right off.