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Couch bound running expert caught off guard by casual marathon trivia.

stealthygeek

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This would be unfair criticism for almost anyone else but this load is out there LARPing as Carol and daring sweeties to compare personal bests with him. Doesn't he (or Nik) get a subscription to Runner's World which he has strategically placed in his attention hungry (fat) Twitter pictures of breakfast corn, etc? If he flipped through a single Boston marathon article he would've seen that hideous color scheme at one point. Why does he think dishonoring the marathon bombing victims is appropriate or justified? Starting to think that this fat guy's fitness credentials might not be up to snuff you guys.



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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Why is he asking Twitter? Was he trying to set up some kind of Seinfeld type observations (What’s the deal withhhh)? With smart phones and all people just take a couple seconds to research the answer to this question but we’ve learned Pat doesn’t even bother to google a Huff Post journalist and goes off what twitter says.
 

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
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My favorite Boston Marathon was when Uta Pippig was bleeding, pissing, and shitting down her leg the whole time. (Great day also as I was a young man watching the race on tv shitfaced off whiskey from the old man’s liquor cabinet.)

@CarolMaxheinie Remember that race, Carol?

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Of course I do, I’ve met Uta several times when I ran the Berlin Marathon, most recently 2017. Berlin is one of the best races in the world and my favorite of the Six Stars. I hope to hit them all in 2022, COVID-hysteria permitting.

Fortunately she was freshly showered each time we chilled but even covered in her own blood and shit she’s better smelling than Pat or Niki.
 

CarolMaxheinie

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I understand non-runners missing the Boston Marathon connection to the Sox uniforms, but anyone with a casual interest in distance running would immediately recognize those colors. In his ignorance and desperation, Pat has oinked out yet another confirmation that his “running career” was nothing but a LARP, just like everything else in his fruity yet fruitless life.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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My favorite Boston Marathon was when Uta Pippig was bleeding, pissing, and shitting down her leg the whole time. (Great day also as I was a young man watching the race on tv shitfaced off whiskey from the old man’s liquor cabinet.)

@CarolMaxheinie Remember that race, Carol?

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That’s what a champion does. I saw someone at the Pikes Peak marathon piss while running in 2007.
 
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