Cooking disasters thread

[Chive Turkey]

In honor of @Brooke Shields. Thank you for your service.

I'll start off with the undisputed queen herself.

 

[Chive Turkey]

 

[Chive Turkey]

#Ruizing

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Pat's beef Wellington.jpg

Pat's grilled cheese with scattered nuts.bmp

Pat's garden harvest of shit.gif

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Any of Cobes cooking videos really but this one is hilariously disgusting

 

[Turk February]

It's too much of a meme for me to find a video but Aunt Myrna's Party Salad. I was going to pay my friend Beth like a hundred bucks and eat it but other people already did it.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Any of Cobes cooking videos really but this one is hilariously disgusting

The sounds the potatoes make in this one never fails to obliterate my ribs:

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's too much of a meme for me to find a video but Aunt Myrna's Party Salad. I was going to pay my friend Beth like a hundred bucks and eat it but other people already did it.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

The sounds the potatoes make in this one never fails to obliterate my ribs:

It looks like he's frying them in sewage. You're right the sound is like a video game plasma gun or something.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The sounds the potatoes make in this one never fails to obliterate my ribs:

"STOP."

 

[FatPatsBaps]

 

[Turk February]

I was genuinely ready to pay Beth to cook this and eat this. Until I found out it's been done before. I've paid her to eat gross shit before.

 

[Turk February]

Thanks, YouTube, for the shadow ban that I can't even find my childhood friend eating raw turmeric.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've paid her to eat gross shit before.

Yours?

 

[Turk February]

Yours?

It's always been remote but she's so hardcore I think I could talk her into eating a poop

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

PatrickTomlinsonBeefWellington.jpg

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was genuinely ready to pay Beth to cook this and eat this. Until I found out it's been done before. I've paid her to eat gross shit before.

What?

 

[Turk February]

What?

I paid her like 60 bucks to eat the "romeo rose healthy salad". It's fucking disgusting, but whatever. What are friends for if not torturing each other.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What are friends for

Nobody posting here has the answer for that.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I paid her like 60 bucks to eat the "romeo rose healthy salad". It's fucking disgusting, but whatever. What are friends for if not torturing each other.

Why?