Convergence bit ideas

[guest]

Hey can someone with a Twitter account tweet Elon and let him know some fat guy is giving a speech at a major conference called "Elon Musk is Full of Shit"? You never know if he'll read it

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Elon is basically just Pat with actual accomplishments and money. Both built like pregnant seacows too

 

[SFWA liaison]

I was thinking of trying to get the LawOfSelfDefense lawtuber to comment on some of fatrick's most retarded takes about self defense, or the unsolicited nude sending

 

[guest]

You know what? Why don't YYYEEEWWWWWW contribute to THIS community!

I've been buying Anthony Cumia cameos for 10 years pal! You offer nothing, are low energy, and quite frankly beneath me in all of this.

 

[guest]

How about this: someone from here goes to the convention, records Ricks stupid presentation and then posts it on the internet and then we make fun of it.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Hey can someone with a Twitter account tweet Elon and let him know some fat guy is giving a speech at a major conference called "Elon Musk is Full of Shit"? You never know if he'll read it

no

 

[guest]

Do da bit huh huh huh

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Pat totally wont read this and tell them what to expect.

 

[guest]

Pat totally wont read this and tell them what to expect.

What are they going to do, arrest anyone who has a name similar to a Jim Norton character?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What are they going to do, arrest anyone who has a name similar to a Jim Norton character?

ruin the surprise.

 

[guest]

ruin the surprise.

People here are smart enough to keep real bits outside of public.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

People here are smart enough to keep real bits outside of public.

I really would like to hear his smug tone of that Elon Musk presentation. You know he will flounder with his quips like the "comedy" bits he did at the conventions.

 

[guest]

I really would like to hear his smug tone of that Elon Musk presentation. You know he will flounder with his quips like the "comedy" bits he did at the conventions.

Yes it was very disappointing that no one could make it to the other Cons. Hopefully someone will come through this time.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Buy my product stlaker

 

[Jenna]

I really would like to hear his smug tone of that Elon Musk presentation. You know he will flounder with his quips like the "comedy" bits he did at the conventions.

"Elon Musk thinks we can have human colonies settled on Mars by 2075... that's just *sadistic smirk* that's NOT gonna happen Elon! If you took one second to think about how impossible that is but unfortunately your head is filled with cottage cheese where a brain should be. How dumb do you have to be to think any portion of that is remotely obtainable? As dumb as Elon, I guess!"

That's the entire presentation. Elon said this, he's wrong because I say so, I offer no scientific anything to back my claims up apart from pretentious chuckling and timid insults.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

That's the entire presentation. Elon said this, he's wrong because I say so, I offer no scientific anything to back my claims up apart from pretentious chuckling and timid insults.

I'd be willing to bet most of it is lifted from 'debunking Elon' YT videos

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Elon Musk thinks we can have human colonies settled on Mars by 2075... that's just *sadistic smirk* that's NOT gonna happen Elon! If you took one second to think about how impossible that is but unfortunately your head is filled with cottage cheese where a brain should be. How dumb do you have to be to think any portion of that is remotely obtainable? As dumb as Elon, I guess!"

That's the entire presentation. Elon said this, he's wrong because I say so, I offer no scientific anything to back my claims up apart from pretentious chuckling and timid insults.

The real kicker is that someone that actually worked for SpaceX chimed to say the "colonize mars" wasnt that he meant he wanted to actually have a colony established but more of a an inspiration to push the boundaries further into space exploration. Of course Pat ignores that someone legimatly qualified came in and clarified what it meant .

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Ask if the spaceship is a V-6?

 

[guest]

Buy my product atalker

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Nice having the books sent to your house that you then have to transport yourself instead of just having them sent directly to the hotel and held for you, stupid.

 

[Jenna]

The real kicker is that someone that actually worked for SpaceX chimed to say the "colonize mars" wasnt that he meant he wanted to actually have a colony established but more of a an inspiration to push the boundaries further into space exploration. Of course Pat ignores that someone legimatly qualified came in and clarified what it meant .

That's why it's not a debate between him and a Musk supporter. Nor does anyone else get to be on the panel. Just Piggy, a microphone, an audience, and "Elon's full of shit because... he just is okay!"