CONSPIRACY: Heidi Hildawg sells sausage and pepperoni for a living

[VoodooChild]

you just believe what the pepperoni package tells you is in there? Heh, well not me. I think for myself, I do the REAL digging. It's time to go frogman on this!

 

[Meownaw]

frogman

I say we consult Bearman. Lalalalalaaaaaa

 

[guest]

I say we consult Bearman. Lalalalalaaaaaa

Nice deep cut.

 

[Meownaw]

Nice deep cut.

Clearly you are not Dan

 

[DanFielding]

I say we consult Bearman. Lalalalalaaaaaa

Could we have stumbled on the dark secret of the Fudgie Wudgie bars? Are Pat’s pepperoni shenanigans inspired by Spuds Buckley? Clearly more research is required.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Is this why Hildy runs cover for Fatrick?

 

[RobertMewler]

Is this why Hildy runs cover for Fatrick?

They're in cahoots. Pig is the supplier, she's the distributor. Call the FBI! Oh wait, that me!

 

[NoBacon]

I thought Eric was an engineer with a degree or something? He works in a sausage factory? What a complete loser

 

[stealthygeek]

It's like Breaking Bad but everyone's shitting their pants.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Eric Hildy is unable to satisfy her sexually so she has to surround herself with cylindrical meat products

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Pedoeric works for Kohl's in the accounting department.

Total serial pedo killer vibes there.

 

[Jenna]

"Assembling boxes", "office duties" and "computer related functions" with your greasy meat fingers. Right sweetie.

Clock in, stuff meat into a casing, clock out, go home, hear husband cry about stlakers.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The salamis are aged in thermite paint

 

[Stent]

If he works hard and puts in the hours, one day he'll be the guy who tells others how to assemble the boxes.