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COMPLETELY WASTED -- BEYOND LEVELS NEVER SEEN TO MAN. BLACKOUT DRUNK. ASK TORQUESTER ANYTHING.

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Do your parents know you're gay yet?
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Would you rather perform the first 95% of a prison blowjob, or the final 5%?
Ummm I dunno what that means but if I had to give a blowjob in prison I'd just pretend that I was a chick if that makes sense. Like I'd pretend I was the guy getting the bj and a chick (me) was giving it to him.... does that sort of make sense? Makes it less gay.
 
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