COMEDY TWITTER DRAMA: Weekend Recap

[TokenX]

https://mobile.twitter.com/sasimons/status/1416902990489964553

Rat complaining about The Stand and Cris Italia and comics about being misogynist and racist and stuff.

https://mobile.twitter.com/luisadieznuts/status/1416890846922870786

Some whore is whining about Luis J Gomez spitting on her a year ago or something.

https://mobile.twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1416857834248093706

Cum Cookie guy trying to be relevant or something by using all caps.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CrisItalia/status/1416491630669049859

Good guy Cris Italia predicting Rat is gonna write an article about Luis spitting on some whore or something.

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Summary:

Seth Simons is still part Jewish, so fully Jewish. Jake Flores is a communist hipster faggot. I have no idea who Luisa Diez is but she should probably be cyberbullied.

 

[Raymond]

I like Luiz Gomez but, come to think of it, he probably shouldn't spit at people.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It's some cobras that spit, not rattlesnakes. Dopey Puerto Rican

 

[TokenX]

I like Luiz Gomez but, come to think of it, he probably shouldn't spit at people.

*Deep pompous breath* It's a tough one man. We weren't there. Heard she hit him first or something. Maybe she spit on him too. Conflicting stories out there. IDK.

 

[Nigger]

Seth still lives with his parents, right? Fucking weasel. I hope he gets blamed for leaving bacon at am ISIS mosque

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Jake Flores was supposed to have Adam's spot on Cum Town but missed the shot cuz he was drunk or he wouldn't leave Texas or something. He fucked a retarded girl at an open mic in a car. He was tolerable on his CT appearances but decided to become a socialist faggot in 2018 when he realized leftist comics don't have to be funny. Like many new leftist comics he proceeded to add bullshit rules to comedy and expect everyone else to adhere to them, lest they be deplatformed and doxxed. He's a member of a growing number of internet faggots who honestly believe Nazis are infiltrating stand up comedy, a world of losers, burnouts, and degenerates with whom nazis have little to nothing in common with. He's 37 years old.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Seth still lives with his parents, right? Fucking weasel. I hope he gets blamed for leaving bacon at am ISIS mosque

I think the story is that he doesn't live with his parents, but they do pay for wherever he lives. Some have said he hates his father, and if that's true, I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I think the story is that he doesn't live with his parents, but they do pay for wherever he lives. Some have said he hates his father, and if that's true, I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

Do his parents live in an ashtray in Auschwitz?
Because all 6 gorillion jews were lampshaded by Hortler who was a gay meth-addict that burnt the jews into a hippie van ashtray.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Do his parents live in an ashtray in Auschwitz?
Because all 6 gorillion jews were lampshaded by Hortler who was a gay meth-addict that burnt the jews into a hippie van ashtray.

If only we were so lucky

 

[guest]

Mods, please delete this thread.

Sorry Seth!

 

[TokenX]

https://twitter.com/sasimons/status/1416958481127587841

 

[guest]

I like Luiz Gomez but, come to think of it, he probably shouldn't spit at people.

IT'S LUIS J GOMEZ, FUCK FACE!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like Luiz Gomez but, come to think of it, he probably shouldn't spit at people.

I always assumed it was more of a thing like he was in their faces screaming at them and spit was just flying out of his mouth.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I always assumed it was more of a thing like he was in their faces screaming at them and spit was just flying out of his mouth.

Personally, when I watch Luis I always assume he's trying to spit & words just fall out. He's a good egg tho'.

 

[Guyincognito]

At around the 24 min mark Luis talks about the situation and seems to have pretty good evidence that that broad is full of shit and is just trying to get some popularity by tying herself somehow to Skankfest:

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Jake Flores banged a retarded girl in the parking lot of an open mic, possibly in a car. Mullen almost confirmed this on Cumtown.