Cocks and tits around the world

[Build Black Better]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...s-Data-reveals-average-penis-sizes-world.html

Commence discussion of stereotypes. Have you been wrong about any countrymen's dicks? Had any misconceptions about beefers? Those poor Cambodians, first the killing fields and now the tiniest dicks. Maybe now they will wish Pol Pot would have put them all out of their micropenis misery. The women in that part of the world have bee-sting beefers too. What a depressing place to live. Maybe it's time for a new insult for a tiny dick. Cambodick, or maybe Khmercock. Like "Hey you lucky dog, I heard you got some action last night. Did you get some rouge on your Khmercock?"

Oopsie doodles, I just realized they probably don't use the phrase lucky dog in Cambodia.

 

[Build Black Better]

Oh I forgot to mention, that's one area where they really do build black better, hence the obsession with muh dick. Although who knew that some spic dick actually beats the almighty BBC. I wonder if the Ecuadorians dicks are also girthier, you know because they live at the equator? *rim-job-shot*

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Ecuador measures from the top of the asshole to the belly button

 

[NortheastPhilly]

US is top 5 titties only because of morbid obesity

 

[Build Black Better]

US is top 5 titties only because of morbid obesity

Lots of Norwegian blood in the upper Midwest, but unfortunately a lot of fatties too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I honestly don’t think about dicks much at all. If ever tobehonestwitchya.

 

[Build Black Better]

I'd love to go to the Land of 10,000 Lakes (far away from Shittiapolis) and ask a blonde haired blue-eyed Norwegian If she wants to motorboat with me.

 

[BUBBLER]

US is top 5 titties only because of morbid obesity

Nothing kills my boner faster than going in a beefers thread and seeing some fat hog

 

[Build Black Better]

I honestly don’t think about dicks much at all. If ever tobehonestwitchya.

Gave up on looking for yours?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Im not surprised, but I was always under the impression that Aussie women had big fat tits

 

[Build Black Better]

Nothing kills my boner faster than going in a beefers thread and seeing some fat hog

Especially if the fat hog is in the pathetic beefers thread. That's the worst combo. If she also had fat milkers, at least I could crop out the rest of the picture (If I managed to bleach the initial glimpse from my mind)

 

[Build Black Better]

Especially if the fat hog is in the pathetic beefers thread. That's the worst combo. If she also had fat milkers, at least I could crop out the rest of the picture (If I managed to bleach the initial glimpse from my mind)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she's got the unfortunate combo. Has anyone ever noticed that Rosie looks like she could be Brian Quinn's sister? That permanent fucking grimace is what gives it away. It always looks like the both of them have a shit on deck. It looks like Q has even been giving her fashion advice lately.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she's got the unfortunate combo. Has anyone ever noticed that Rosie looks like she could be Brian Quinn's sister? That permanent fucking grimace is what gives it away. It always looks like the both of them have a shit on deck. It looks like Q has even been giving her fashion advice lately.

Mike Francesca looking rough.

 

[Brooke Shields]

They probably should've measured women's for the 2nd one

 

[Build Black Better]

Becoming a doctor was the only way this sheboon was ever going to see any penises, average or othersize. Not even a silverback gorilla during mating season would put his BBC anywhere near her. She's the kind of fugly 3rd world (Philly) affirmative action doctor that belongs in a nationalized healthcare system, where she can have a steady (jizz) stream of patients who are forced to see her.

Nice cope, Dr. Stupid.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Becoming a doctor was the only way this sheboon was ever going to see any penises,

why the fuck is this doctor measuring peni anyway?

 

[Dog Eater]

why the fuck is this doctor measuring peni anyway?

She would have read it in a study. An average flaccid length is retarded because it depends on temperature.

Pretty much all the decent studies have been done by condom companies to get their markets right. I found american condoms were very uncomfortable because they didn’t account for a foreskin.



Penis sizes should really be provided in length from tip to mons pubis x circumference at widest point. That way women or fags really know what they’re getting into.


Breasts sizes should be provided in weight x diameter of areola and ought to be re-measured every month to account for weight gain/loss. If the breasts are too small to be weighed they must simply put ‘0’.


I’ve been in saunas in asia and can confirm they all have much smaller flaccid penises, I was walking around like king dick.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think she's got the unfortunate combo. Has anyone ever noticed that Rosie looks like she could be Brian Quinn's sister? That permanent fucking grimace is what gives it away. It always looks like the both of them have a shit on deck. It looks like Q has even been giving her fashion advice lately.

Lovely Irish genes