Christmas trees represent the Christian religion

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[IanHalperin]

 

[guest]

They were actually probably originally part of pagan ceremonies during the winter solstice, before becoming a thing in Germany in the Middle Ages. My people, the Saxons and Vikings, worshipped trees before converting to Christianity. The use of evergreen trees in their winter ceremonies (to remind them of life and fertility during the hard winters) probably carried over to their Christianised descendants.

Joe's ancestors were Muhammaden berbers who were enemies of Christ so what's he getting so het up about?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Joe and his tree have the same build.

 

[UnPRePared]

Joseph Colleen Cumia, a true Christian who would:

- Give you the cum stained shirt off his back... If you give him a better one in return.

- Robs Salvation Army kettles like he does his own brother

- Speeds fast enough with his daughter in the car that he, like Santa, could deliver all the toys to the good children of the world in one night... If they leave him a glass of their spit out

- Like good Christian leaders, believes KP is legal

- And like any upstanding bastion of Christianity, he is indeed a tolerant little cow


Spread the word of Jesus as you spread your ass at the Big Apple Ranch to the kinfolk, you walking cheese curd.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Thats a lot of words for someone that admits they arent religious.

 

[guest]

Joseph Colleen Cumia, a true Christian who would:

- Give you the cum stained shirt off his back... If you give him a better one in return.

- Robs Salvation Army kettles like he does his own brother

- Speeds fast enough with his daughter in the car that he, like Santa, could deliver all the toys to the good children of the world in one night... If they leave him a glass of their spit out

- Like good Christian leaders, believes KP is legal

- And like any upstanding bastion of Christianity, he is indeed a tolerant little cow


Spread the word of Jesus as you spread your ass at the Big Apple Ranch to the kinfolk, you walking cheese curd.

Honour thy mother by freebasing cocaine with her and then pretending she's dead when she's gone gaga. Spare thyself the anguish of seeing her ravaged by dementia like the Good Son of the parable.

Honour thy father by showering with him and letting him show you how to cleanse thy nether regions. Be sure to accompany him when he commits petty larceny and study his criminal ways. This will aid thee in future days. Always make sure to lay down with any woman thy father has lain down with, whether she is thy mother, thy sister or whomever. Honour him too by taking drink with him from childhood onwards.

 

[wbgreen]

God damn it. I'm pretty close to the cow politically, and it makes me a little ashamed.

I can't even blame liberals for thinking people on the right are idiots when someone like that cow is walking around New York chewing cud with a MAGA hat on.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

this was tucker's opening monologue last night

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Oh blubber tits
Oh blubber tits
How hefty are thine hooters

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Honour thy mother by freebasing cocaine with her and then pretending she's dead when she's gone gaga. Spare thyself the anguish of seeing her ravaged by dementia like the Good Son of the parable.

Honour thy father by showering with him and letting him show you how to cleanse thy nether regions. Be sure to accompany him when he commits petty larceny and study his criminal ways. This will aid thee in future days. Always make sure to lay down with any woman thy father has lain down with, whether she is thy mother, thy sister or whomever. Honour him too by taking drink with him from childhood onwards.

Am I my brother’s keeper? Where are my residuals?

 

[captainjapan]

How many crosses has The Cumia Family burned at their Klan/Family gatherings?

 

[The Arm]

They were actually probably originally part of pagan ceremonies during the winter solstice, before becoming a thing in Germany in the Middle Ages. My people, the Saxons and Vikings, worshipped trees before converting to Christianity. The use of evergreen trees in their winter ceremonies (to remind them of life and fertility during the hard winters) probably carried over to their Christianised descendants.

Joe's ancestors were Muhammaden berbers who were enemies of Christ so what's he getting so het up about?

Easter is also a Pagan holiday. Rabbits symbolized fertility.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Muslims don't celebrate xmas, but they do acknowledge Jesus & don't really care we celebrate it

 

[Stent]

How many crosses has The Cumia Family burned at their Klan/Family gatherings?

Not as many as have been burned on their lawn by their neighbors.

 

[analeggsalad]

Honour thy mother by freebasing cocaine with her and then pretending she's dead when she's gone gaga. Spare thyself the anguish of seeing her ravaged by dementia like the Good Son of the parable.

Honour thy father by showering with him and letting him show you how to cleanse thy nether regions. Be sure to accompany him when he commits petty larceny and study his criminal ways. This will aid thee in future days. Always make sure to lay down with any woman thy father has lain down with, whether she is thy mother, thy sister or whomever. Honour him too by taking drink with him from childhood onwards.

ribbed for the crack reference

(passes crack pipe to mom, shotguns smoke from his last hit to BroJoe)
we're having fun.. they hate that!

 

[Chive Turkey]

They were actually probably originally part of pagan ceremonies during the winter solstice, before becoming a thing in Germany in the Middle Ages.

Add the fact that Christmas trees only started becoming a thing outside of Germany in the late 19th century, because Queen Victoria waa married to a kraut and he introduced the practice to the Anglos.

Most Christian countries have a longer tradition of building fucking railroads than they do of Christmas trees.

 

[RobertMewler]

Is no one else going to remark on the hilarious shop on the tv screen?

 

[captainjapan]

Is no one else going to remark on the hilarious shop on the tv screen?

That's an unaltered photo child

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Wops are not white people, you idiot.