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Christina Ricci in Penelope

Thread starter Mike Glyer
Start date Mar 24, 2022

Mike Glyer

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Mar 24, 2022

@WormKiller I happened to be watching Penelope with my wife last night and was laughing because the whole plot is that nobody will be with Christina Ricci because she has a pig nose. My wife made a "bag over her head" joke and I was like "No, no bag needed. There would be a line out the door of guys who would gladly fuck pig-nosed 26-year old Christina Ricci. The pig nose wouldn't even register."

I said the movie had to be written by a woman because the premise and understanding of men was so absurd. Shockingly, I looked it up and a woman did indeed write the script.

Anyways, I'll probably jerk off to Ricci in the next few days. Just thought you should know.

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