Chrissie Mayr announces to the world she was at Jan 6 insurrection. FBI's response: "Who the fuck is Chrissie Mayr?"

[WhereWeAt]

Literally can't get arrested.

 

[fusciasomething]

According to Pat she was trained to trample brown and black people at the “insurrection”

 

[Cuphead]

She's not wrong and I'd lick her asshole.

 

[WhereWeAt]

She's not wrong and I'd lick her asshole.

She's crying out for the attention that would go with getting a collar and still... nothing.

 

[CuntFucker]

She's not wrong and I'd lick her asshole.

Yes! Ribs!! And my axe!

 

[THE D]

WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE HECKING CAPITOL

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

Our biggest mistake was not pushing Joe Cumia to go to this. I can't believe we missed out on Joe Cumia on camera, going viral for trampling all over the dignity of Capitol Hill, yelling that he wants to rape Nancy Pelosi, after stomping on some cop; which, of course, would have been followed up by us reporting Joe Cumia to the feds and then getting arrested.

We fucked up.

We got lost. Our Pat-Posting got in the way and we fucked up.

Just imagine all the laughs we could have had at Joe's mugshot, followed by his trial. It really pains me to the core.

 

[FurBurger]

Just imagine all the laughs we could have had at Joe's mugshot, followed by his trial. It really pains me to the core.

A zoom trial; complete with "virulent racist, white supremacist" soundbites.

 

[Harry Powell]

Our biggest mistake was not pushing Joe Cumia to go to this. I can't believe we missed out on Joe Cumia on camera, going viral for trampling all over the dignity of Capitol Hill, yelling that he wants to rape Nancy Pelosi, after stomping on some cop; which, of course, would have been followed up by us reporting Joe Cumia to the feds and then getting arrested.

We fucked up.

We got lost. Our Pat-Posting got in the way and we fucked up.

Just imagine all the laughs we could have had at Joe's mugshot, followed by his trial. It really pains me to the core.

Fawk,, what a missed opportunity

 

[guest]

"Five people died and stuff but it was pretty chill, brah. Yeah we were all chanting something about murdering the vice president of the United States as we beat the shit out of cops, it was fucking tight dude you should've been there".

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Never heard of her, but I'm assuming she's (sigh) another "brash strong woman" who talks about her snatch a lot.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Our biggest mistake was not pushing Joe Cumia to go to this. I can't believe we missed out on Joe Cumia on camera, going viral for trampling all over the dignity of Capitol Hill, yelling that he wants to rape Nancy Pelosi, after stomping on some cop; which, of course, would have been followed up by us reporting Joe Cumia to the feds and then getting arrested.

We fucked up.

We got lost. Our Pat-Posting got in the way and we fucked up.

Just imagine all the laughs we could have had at Joe's mugshot, followed by his trial. It really pains me to the core.

Nancy Pelosi: Who are you people? Get out of my office!

Slow Joe: I'm Anthony Cumia's brother. Do you have something to say to me?

*blank stares*

 

[Sputnik]

You are and always will be relegated to compound media you unfunny slag. Now come give me a toothy blow job and tell me my dick smells better than Big As.

 

[The Arm]

Being a kike, she probably organized it.

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

This chick knows the expiration date on her "tee hee look at how much of a whore I am" act is fast approaching

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Yes! Ribs!! And my axe!

Hey cunty my friend, how does it feel being the faggot on a faggot forum?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

hateable nigger

@That Nigga Dre
you still sucking old man white cock?

 

[THE D]

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

my nigga you still getting humped by white men?

 

[THE D]

my nigga you still getting humped by white men?

False accusations are a felony.