Change the "me" to "my" in the chorus of a Pearl Jam song, and it sums up Rick pretty well

[Riccardo Bosi]

Don't call my daughter, not fit to
The picture kept will remind me
Don't call my daughter, not fit to
The picture kept will remind me


He's also portly.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Daddy didn't give attention

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You know Patrick cried to 'Black', thinking about Ade.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You know Patrick cried to 'Black', thinking about Ade.

Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo-doo, child.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Furthermore, change the word "can't" to "can" in the chorus to this Pearl Jam somg, and ig sums up Ade's marriage with Pat:

"She lies and says she's in love with him
Can find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can find a better man"

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

DontCallMyDaughter was one of many reddit handles I used to poke the pig.

 

[Midian9876]

Stuck trying to parody Wishlist lyrics at work for him

‘I wish I was a blue checkmark for once I could logoff’

 

[Udders]

You know Patrick cried to 'Black', thinking about Ade.

Then jerked it to Black, thinking of Nikkki.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Also the "jam" in Pearl Jam relates to pats life as well as in "Adrienne asked Jon to 'Jam' his enormous cock into her while pat was busy playing with toys.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Also the "jam" in Pearl Jam relates to pats life as well as in "Adrienne asked Jon to 'Jam' his enormous cock into her while pat was busy playing with toys.

And that Rick has to "jam" himself through standard doorways.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

And that Rick has to "jam" himself through standard doorways.

Or widen the door jam, tsss.

 

[Jenna]

Ohhhhh dark grin
He can't help when he's happy he looks insane

 

[EraGodless]

Arms raised in a P
And the dead negro children lay in pools of pepperoni below

 

[EraGodless]

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Ohhhhh dark grin
He can't help when he's happy he looks insane

 

[NortheastPhilly]

*Ade serving Pat divorce papers*

Unsealed on a porch a letter sat

Then you said I wanna leave it again...


And I dont and I dont

I dont wanna stayyyyyy

 

[captainjapan]

10 minutes before that hand was grasping John's pringle can sized cock

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

She said, have I got a little story for you

What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a...

While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen

Your real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him,

but I'm glad we talked...



Is something wrong, she said

Well of course there is

You're still alive, she said

Oh, and do I deserve to be

Is that the question

And if so...if so...who answers...who
answers...

 

[EraGodless]

10 minutes before that hand was grasping John's pringle can sized cock

That's what he gets for bringing his wife to a thing that was obviously for dudes-- he wanted to show her off and no doubt, gloat a little- knowing our little piggy. His plan backfired and led him on his collision course with Norm Macdonald and the pests--- he hasn't recovered.