Chad Pena is the polar opposite of Fatrick. No wonder he won!

[guest]

Graduated, isn't fat, is a professional with an emphasis on legal fields with futures (Internet, media, tech,) isn't fat, avid outdoorsman, bilingual, can cook, enjoys beer but not enough to throw his life away for it, follows sports but not in a faggy way, not fat. And, of course, is hung like a biracial jury.

 

[Coonskin]

Snowboarding, rock climbing, and... RUNNING?

I'd pay good money to watch Pat race Peña. No cuts this time motherfucker

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You didn't mention that he isn't fat. Glaring omission.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Graduated, isn't fat, is a professional with an emphasis on legal fields with futures (Internet, media, tech,) isn't fat, avid outdoorsman, bilingual, can cook, enjoys beer but not enough to throw his life away for it, follows sports but not in a faggy way, not fat. And, of course, is hung like a biracial jury.

He’s a runner?!

I need to ask my fiance how he feels about a thruple. There’s enough Carol to go around.

 

[guest]

Research editor of his school's Law Review. Details guy with a capacity for long hours of complex, often tedious, intellectual work.

Fat quit 3 hours into his first Target shift. We may as well be talking about two different species here.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He’s a runner?!

I need to ask my fiance how he feels about a thruple. There’s enough Carol to go around.

You could zipline on that throbbing piece of his.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I hope to one day be able to say the Honorable Ruben Pena.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The only thing missing is cuckolding a fat faggot and raising his daughter as his own.

 

[guest]

I hope to one day be able to say the Honorable Ruben Pena.

You could see by Judge Schulman's admiring gaze and hear by his respectful tone that he recognised a future judge in his courtroom. In all seriousness, the difference in the way he spoke to Mayr (gruffly annoyed and eventually patronising when he realised what a fuck up he was) and the way he spoke to Pena, almost like his favourite son, was too glaring to miss.

 

[JumboYumYums]

Pena is Spanish for possessor of a giant, pulsating monster cock.

 

[guest]

Pena is Spanish for possessor of a giant, pulsating monster cock.

It actually means pain, which is wonderfully ironic too.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You could see by Judge Schulman's admiring gaze and hear by his respectful tone that he recognised a future judge in his courtroom. In all seriousness, the difference in the way he spoke to Mayr (gruffly, annoyed and eventually patronising when he realised what a fuck up he was) and the way he spoke to Pena, almost like his favourite son, was too glaring to miss.

"Mr. Pena, anything to add?"
"Nothing, your honor."
"I love you like a son. Uh, anyway..."

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If Rick and Pena were disagreeing on Twitter, Rick would call him dumb. Like when he called the Rhodes scholar with decades of foreign policy experience an idiot for criticizing the Afghan debacle.

 

[UnPRePared]

He’s a runner?!

I need to ask my fiance how he feels about a thruple. There’s enough Carol to go around.

Gosia caught a look at his picture.

Her words: "Why can't more Americans look like him?"

I'm officially never bringing us to America, let alone California. That masculine example of United States Melting Pot will steal my woman - and because he stands for freedoms, I'll have to begrudgingly respect it.

 

[stealthygeek]

Strange how Pat doesn't want to compare half marathon PB's with Mr Peña.

 

[guest]

It actually means pain, which is wonderfully ironic too.

I thought it meant "rock"... as in this nigga is always rock hard.

 

[guest]

I thought it meant "rock"... as in this nigga is always rock hard.

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Aha, I google translated and it came up as pain. Either way, it's better than Tomlinson, which is olde English for Fat retard.

 

[guest]

Aha, I google translated and it came up as pain. Either way, it's better than Tomlinson, which is olde English for Fat retard.

Either way, it's a very masculine, high testosterone name. He's a man's man.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That pic got me Ruben my Pena

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You could see by Judge Schulman's admiring gaze and hear by his respectful tone that he recognised a future judge in his courtroom. In all seriousness, the difference in the way he spoke to Mayr (gruffly, annoyed and eventually patronising when he realised what a fuck up he was) and the way he spoke to Pena, almost like his favourite son, was too glaring to miss.

Judge Stein was the same. Openly agreed with him and obviously respected him and the straightforward, perfectly articulated argument he had presented.

Both judges responded to Mayr ESQ (fat nigga please) like he was a useless sweaty blob of flustered dogshit because that’s what he is. It’s rare in life to get to observe someone so vastly out of their depth.