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Cell phone plans are such a scam, holy fuck

StlakerFatti

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i'm paying $7,500/month for a secretary to handle all my private calls and texts, most of my posts on here are dictated to her too. only on weekends do i type in stuff myself, which i barely do because of that. i also fuck her, but i've been practicing semen retention for a while now, so i let my son be with her now. They're both close in age.
 

Child..

Ashy torso + drugs = perfect night!
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No, but I fucked some Azn women when I was there
doxed: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-15533011

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I pay $45 a month no contract for a basic plan. I barely make any calls and its used mostly for music in the car/walking. Otherwise im usually on a wi-fi so I dont care about data usage per month. Im not addicted to my phone so give me the cheapest shit possible. Ive been tempted to even go full boomer and just get a cheap clam shell phone from 25 years ago but I do like the music capability.
 

DanFielding

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I have a Samsung with Tracfone and only pay $20/mo. I have 100GB of data and have only used 6GB this month. Really, the only reason I have it is because Ticketmaster got rid of paper tickets so if I want to go to a show or whatever I need a phone to get in.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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TracPhone/whatever its called is 45/mo unlimited everything. Think its 30/mo if you want like 20gb or some shit. Anyone paying more is jist retarded. Its the same service as verizon. Same towers and everything. Never lose service except when im in the absolute middle of nowhere and every phone drops out there anyways
 
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