"Celebrity" Height Report - Jim Florentine

[Mike Glyer]

Yesterday I saw Jim Florentine and that Italian guy who is always like "I shwearrr, Joe Rogan" after telling an absurd story. They were at the Phillies-Giant game and young minorities apparently know and love the Italian dude.

Anyway, I always thought Jim Florentine was a tall, lanky dude. I even looked his height up after I saw him and Google says 6'1". I'm 5'8" and thought I had an inch or so on him. Totally threw me off. Jim Norton and Ant must be like 5'4". I think someone mentioned seeing them in person before and they were tiny fellas.

And then I thought about @covidcumia . Boomia is a 10 foot monster who sleeps with all our wives! And punches us all in the face! And we love him for it! He hates blacks! And he is half-black! And he hates irony!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yesterday I saw Jim Florentine and that Italian guy who is always like "I shwearrr, Joe Rogan" after telling an absurd story. They were at the Phillies-Giant game and young minorities apparently know and love the Italian dude.

Anyway, I always thought Jim Florentine was a tall, lanky dude. I even looked his height up after I saw him and Google says 6'1". I'm 5'8" and thought I had an inch or so on him. Totally threw me off. Jim Norton and Ant must be like 5'4". I think someone mentioned seeing them in person before and they were tiny fellas.

And then I thought about @covidcumia . Boomia is a 10 foot monster who sleeps with all our wives! And punches us all in the face! And we love him for it! He hates blacks! And he is half-black! And he hates irony!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Almost every comedian is short. Especially from that generation. Florentine compared to them, was a giant, so they acted like it. Not surprising he’s short.

 

[LingerLonger]

The best part of the Vos roast was that every other joke was about Florentine's wife fucking a bunch of cops to break up their marriage.

 

[guest]

The best part of the Vos roast was that every other joke was about Florentine's wife fucking a bunch of cops to break up their marriage.

To be fair Florentine's set on that crushed them all

 

[RapistWithHIV]

To be fair Florentine's set on that crushed them all

Must have been a lot of ketchup users on the panel.

 

[guest]

Must have been a lot of ketchup users on the panel.

"Why...why wouldyu do dat?"