Celebrities you know you are better than

[not that Jack Horner]

I am positive I have a bigger penis than Jonah Hill

Also, no matter how good he acts, his head is still fat as fuck

 

[guest]

 

[Meownaw]

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The first thing I think of looking at this is the Erock boating in Florida photo. Pretty cool huh?

 

[HH Brother]

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I don't know if I should be hurt or flattered, funster. NPS is going to get a million subs. Wait quietly. Quietly is the key.

 

[guest]

The first thing I think of looking at this is the Erock boating in Florida photo. Pretty cool huh?

The thing that kills me most is the last little hairs on his head desperately trying to hold on to his scalp.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

 

[HH Brother]

The thing that kills me most is the last little hairs on his head desperately trying to hold on to his scalp.

No, funster. They're relaxed, patient, and awaiting ready access to the my wife's cooze at all waking moments.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I could curbstomp Jenna Ortega into the pavement no problem.

American History X style.

 

[guest]

I'm taller than this guy, does that count?

 

[Turk February]

I think I might be able to overtake Edward Furlong in a few years as less of a piece of shit.

 

[Jenna]

I could curbstomp Jenna Ortega into the pavement no problem.

American History X style.

I don't think you're curbstomping anyone, cripple.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I don't think you're curbstomping anyone, cripple.

They wouldn't even be able to identify her through dental records when I'm done with her.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

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wedding band on right hand? is @Duxbury Dave / @HH Brother a Ukrainian brotherman?!

 

[wbgreen]

I’m doing better than Amanda Bynes.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

wedding band on right hand? is @Duxbury Dave / @HH Brother a Ukrainian brotherman?!

though he shares their affinity for potato dishes, he's the irish freak from county tyrone with the great big bone(r)

 

[Zendaya]

I don't think you're curbstomping anyone, cripple.

☠ -Z

 

[Carl Winslow]

Corey haim had $3000 in the bank when he died lol

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I can grow a much nicer beard than Ellen Page.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Corey haim had $3000 in the bank when he died lol

Lol bullshit he was a druggie no way he had bread sitting in the bank

 

[guest]

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I'm taller than this guy, does that count?

Yes. It does.