CDC

[BlkPanda]

Any getting any calls from the CDC?

Just got the creepiest call and it seems they are trying to get approval to view children vaccination records or get parent to send it to them.

They told me they are conducting a "survey" on vaccination records on children. I assumed it was regarding covid and stayed on the line to pass along some discontent to the powers that be BUT it was all questions about the flu and ONLY regarding children UNDER 4years old. She also kept conflating influenza shots (babies get) and the flu shot. It was about 10 minutes of this then a weird pivot into the CDC needs to view the records and verify them for the survey and needs my approval and for to a verify everywhere my kids has ever been treated. To which I responded "no fucking way, you are getting approval for that". She thanked my for my time, ended the survey and left.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Do you also talk to the people about your cars extended warranty?

 

[BlkPanda]

I try to be a good citizen to balance the scales of justice for when Piggy wins and the judge gives me my sentence

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

You're too nice brotherman I would've asked for her credentials and then when she attempts an answer CLICK there goes the conversation.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

weird that she had to ask for permission i thought we are in the middle of pedomic and every jackass get to see your medical record

 

[AntSucks]

You have to sign a HIPAA authorization form to give up PHI, so what exactly was she going to do with your verbal consent?