Carrie Underwood Before He Cheats

[aRTie02150]

Just about every woman who sings along to this song would cower in fear at just their husband yelling at them, but they want to imagine what they'd never do. Pretty funny song that's always annoyed me.




Hope you're all having a great weekend.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

 

[Chive Turkey]

She can sure carrie my underwood

haha knowwhatimean

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I always thought it was a shitty song with a bad message. Poor truck didn't cheat on her, no reason to damage it like that. Actually, doesn't she do all that awful shit before he cheats, like in the title? What a psycho.

 

[DMAN]

And then the part where she says... "And are you thinking of me when you FUCK her?"

Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

[Toddcast]

She's a nice lady.

 

[LingerLonger]

Just about every woman who sings along to this song would cower in fear at just their husband yelling at them, but they want to imagine what they'd never do. Pretty funny song that's always annoyed me.

The rumor going around was that Carrie Underwood and her husband were drunk and arguing and he threw her through a glass door. She needed 40 stitches to her face.

 

[aRTie02150]

The rumor going around was that Carrie Underwood and her husband were drunk and arguing and he threw her through a glass door. She needed 40 stitches to her face.

That's the part of the song she left out

 

[guest]

I always thought it was a shitty song with a bad message. Poor truck didn't cheat on her, no reason to damage it like that. Actually, doesn't she do all that awful shit before he cheats, like in the title? What a psycho.

I had the same thought. This is all just a psycho woman imagining things. I wanted to make a video of it with the dude in the bar with 2-3 bros just having a couple drinks and talking. Meanwhile, she's going psycho fucking up his truck thinking that he's in there with some girl.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I guess original lyrics about her revenge being just whoring out her uterus and asshole got shelved.

 

[Meownaw]

Is she the Jesus takes the wheel broad?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

This pop country shit is why the term "flyover country" exists.

 

[Milk74]

Just about every woman who sings along to this song would cower in fear at just their husband yelling at them, but they want to imagine what they'd never do. Pretty funny song that's always annoyed me.




Hope you're all having a great weekend.

WHAT AN ODD AND GAY THEARD TO MAKE!

SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE CROWS YOU MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERRICAN!

 

[Milk74]

HAHAHA, BOY OHHHH BOY ARE YOU GOING TO REGRET THIS!

 

[bantadant]

And then the part where she says... "And are you thinking of me when you FUCK her?"

Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

And then her husband was like " it out "

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I came here for the ETM post

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My last crazy ex slashed one of my tires one time because I was trying to go home because she was being a crazy cunt. As soon as she did it I took a big rock and was set to chuck it through her windshield and I couldn't even bring myself to do it. Fucking with someone's vehicle is just such a shitty thing. I honestly can't believe that I never just punched that cunt in the face. She 100% deserves it and she never faces any repercussions for any of the psychotic shit she does. I sincerely hope the next guy she's with kills her.

 

[bantadant]

My last crazy ex slashed one of my tires one time because I was trying to go home because she was being a crazy cunt. As soon as she did it I took a big rock and was set to chuck it through her windshield and I couldn't even bring myself to do it. Fucking with someone's vehicle is just such a shitty thing. I honestly can't believe that I never just punched that cunt in the face. She 100% deserves it and she never faces any repercussions for any of the psychotic shit she does. I sincerely hope the next guy she's with kills her.

Respect for having integrity, brother

 

[guest]

Just about every woman who sings along to this song would cower in fear at just their husband yelling at them, but they want to imagine what they'd never do. Pretty funny song that's always annoyed me.


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Hope you're all having a great weekend.

It’s still a pretty good song.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Probably one of Burr’s best bits.