Caroline Ellison Appreciation Thread!

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Would Nana covet the tender ministrations of the Harry Potter house elf?

 

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Meet Caroline Ellison, Sam Bankman-Fried’s top exec — and rumored ex-girlfriend

Ellison and Bankman-Fried were part of “cabal of roommates” that ran FTX and Alameda.

nypost.com

 

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‘Queen Caroline’: The ‘Fake Charity Nerd Girl’ Behind The FTX Collapse

Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison is a math whiz who loves Harry Potter, fringe political philosophy and taking big risks. She is also one of the supporting players in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX catastrophe.

www.forbes.com

 

[UnPRePared]

I thought she died on Mordor at the end of "The Return of the King".

 

[Hudson]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Would Nana covet the tender ministrations of the Harry Potter house elf?

This thing repulses me on every level. Then I learned she has an open relationship and has 2 types of herpes.
I am so disgusted by this thing

 

[guest]

I miss Allison hoohoo

 

[satanssockpuppet]

She's just hideous. Anyone who willingly gave those weirdos their money is an easy mark, a sap, a sucker. I hope all crypto crashes and burns, as the entire scene is just steeped in intense, extreme faggotry.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Who’s dis bitch?

 

[Nana Cumia]

George Carlin: I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hilarious that people thought crypto was the future.

 

[PogromStallone]

How do you misspell someone's name when it's literally right there in the picture you posted.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Who’s dis bitch?

Her and her ex boyfriend lost like 20 billion from their crypto hedge funds. He supposedly transferred his clients’ money to try to help her make her clients’ money back. Someone could probably explain it better. I don’t invest in crypto but this whole saga has been hilarious.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

She's so repulsive looking. Jew.

 

[Caverlock]

Her and her ex boyfriend lost like 20 billion from their crypto hedge funds. He supposedly transferred his clients’ money to try to help her make her clients’ money back. Someone could probably explain it better. I don’t invest in crypto but this whole saga has been hilarious.

Tldr as far as I understand as a moronic hillbilly: The FTX "exchange" that made its money mainly off transfer fees wanted to make a LOT more money, so it surreptitiously started its own investment group called Alameda. Alameda made a ton of bad investments, so FTX took clients' crypto and cashed them out, but "guaranteed" their funds with their own crypto coin. People found out and the value of that coin plummeted to zero as clients made a run on the bank/exchange to cash out. The investments they were trying to rescue by robbing their clients continued to nosedive, so they not only don't have the money now (liquidity issues), but they don't even have the means to make it back eventually (insolvency).

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Tldr as far as I understand as a moronic hillbilly: The FTX "exchange" that made its money mainly off transfer fees wanted to make a LOT more money, so it surreptitiously started its own investment group called Alameda. Alameda made a ton of bad investments, so FTX took clients' crypto and cashed them out, but "guaranteed" their funds with their own crypto coin. People found out and the value of that coin plummeted to zero as clients made a run on the bank/exchange to cash out. The investments they were trying to rescue by robbing their clients continued to nosedive, so they not only don't have the money now (liquidity issues), but they don't even have the means to make it back eventually (insolvency).

Isn’t that pretty much what Shkreli did except he made the right bet then made the money back and then some?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I honestly would rather anal fuck Prince Alan

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I honestly would rather anal fuck Prince Alan

Would you rather fuck her or be fucked by the Viking princess?