Can you help me put something in the back of my van?

[Rabbi Krinsky]

I hurt my hand building models and tweeting, little one.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

6 foot tall, fatly built, about 280 lbs.
Hair graying, eyes pale blue
He’d be about forty-two now.
He said he lived in Milwaukee, but he always lies.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Saddest part is he doesn’t even put that much effort in. He just tells the neighborhood youf that he has new Jordan’s in his cellar. He knows the cops won’t go looking. Sick fuck.

 

[HotDogJoe]

 

[Meownaw]

He said I can smell your fart filled cunt

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Your anagrams are showing, Doctor... You said he was associated with the ATF... 'ATF' - 'FAT'?"

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

-Did you know Patrick?
-No. Oh wait, was he a great big fat person?

 

[Mikekeke]

It rubs the honey BBQ sauce on its skin, it does this whenever it's told.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

"What is that? Some kind of seed pod?"
"No sir. That's a decaying bearded dragon."

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[Ladynyahh]

Son of a bitch ordered a second dinner. Meatloaf. Extra rare.

 

[guest]

Our Patty isn't really an interesting and intelligent person but he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect.

Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with cunt mothers who pose as psychologists. Our Patty wasn't born a mentally ill bore without any tools to exist in the real world, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Patty hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a creative influence with something to say. But his pathology is a thousand times more fat and more terrifying.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Buffalo Wing Bill

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He said he could see my gunt

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Pffahaha that looks just like fat tits

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

"iT PuTs The loTion in The baskeT, child, or else iT gets The nerf gun again."

"Would you verify my Twitter? I'd verify my Twitter."

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

You fly back to community college now, little child.
fly fly fly
fly fly fly
fly fly fly

 

[DominusOdium]

It puts the meatloaf in my mouth
Or else it sniffs the fart filled couch

 

[Stent]

Goodbye dauuuuughter
I'll forget about youuuu

 

[guest]

Buffalo Wing Bill

Well-fed Dragon