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It's full of nitrates and fat thoughSend them a platter of gabagool.
Jesus I’m rock hard at the thought.They are sick of seeing Pats name that keeps popping up. Pat is like a bad penny.
Imagine running to the police that you want defunded to try and track down someone that trolled you on the internet. Then they tell you " We dont handle those kind of cases anymore" due to defunding.
It really is fantastic. His last resort response its to still claim police and prison awaits. He is forced to try and be amicable to people he thinks are the enemy.Jesus I’m rock hard at the thought.
“I called YOU!”
“We don’t handle these cases anymore, Ma’am.”
send them ribs and donuts
Inform them that Mr. Tomlinson believes all cops are moronic psychopaths.
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If it helps, she's probably a fat surly black woman making everyone's life a misery and just there to allow the department to help tick a diversity box without actually trying to hire one as a cop.Thanks for ruining the idea in my head that the MPD cyberatalker unit was sitting there laughing their balls off at that account before firing off the tweet saying that they reported it just to shut that worthless old Chair Force hag up.
Like Pat.It's full of nitrates and fat though
couldn'thahahahaha they could care less
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