Can this man sound more Canadian?

[guest]

Nice thick accent, stupid

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[HH Brother]

I would neutralize that pussy bear on sight, funster.

Nice nose permanently at 10 o clock, faggot.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

I like how that accent makes getting mauled by a bear sound so matter of fact.

 

[guest]

But he doesn't have a Chinese accent

 

[Turk February]

The Canadian English Accent is a perfectly neutral pronunciation of the English language that is consistent and correct. It is the most clear and concise way of speaking and writing the English language, and its popularity spanning a continent only shows how pragmatic and powerful it is. Many believe that the Canadian English Accent is closer to the English spoken by Old World speakers of English, such as William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, and Dan Stevens. Your mockery of this zenith of occidental linguistics only shows your insecurity with your own limitations of speech.

 

[guest]

The Canadian English Accent is a perfectly neutral pronunciation of the English language that is consistent and correct. It is the most clear and concise way of speaking and writing the English language, and its popularity spanning a continent only shows how pragmatic and powerful it is. Many believe that the Canadian English Accent is closer to the English spoken by Old World speakers of English, such as William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, and Dan Stevens. Your mockery of this zenith of occidental linguistics only shows your insecurity with your own limitations of speech.

No, I agree...its why Canadians were very popular as American newscasters:

Nice bombastic, performative, and alien manifestation of Canadian linguistic supremacy, stupid...I know you are trolling but wish more Canucks thought this way tbh.

 

[Turk February]

No, I agree...its why Canadians were very popular as American newscasters:

It's why Jim Carey and Mike Myers succeeded in comedy while David Wayans and Dana Carvey were doomed to obscurity. No one understands a fucking thing they say because they don't talk Canadian.

edit : keen eyed viewers may have noticed I wrote David Wayans when I meant Damon Wayans, this, however, only goes to prove my point, as I've never heard his name said in the clear and concise tones of Canadian English.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Fuckin way she goes, bucko. Way of the road. Dart and couple beer, cuppa Tim Horton's finest, be right as fuckin rain in no time, bud.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

Fuckin way she goes, bucko. Way of the road. Dart and couple beer, cuppa Tim Horton's finest, be right as fuckin rain in no time, bud.

Worst case Ontario

 

[guest]

Fuckin way she goes, bucko. Way of the road. Dart and couple beer, cuppa Tim Horton's finest, be right as fuckin rain in no time, bud.

I hate to say atojiso but I fuckin atojiso

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Worst case Ontario

I hate to say atojiso but I fuckin atojiso

Make my fuckin words

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

baby sherk.

 

[guest]

Make my fuckin words

 

[Turk February]

Jokes aside I'm completely deaf to the Canadian accent. Like. I listen to the guy in the video and think "he's rural" but I can't tell if it's Kansas or Moose Jaw or Iowa or Timmins

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This is something that's always kinda bugged me. Anglo-Canadians don't say "oot and aboot", they say "oat and aboat". Even fawkin Newfies, so Turk's point about consistency is right on. Anyone in Canada saying "Oot and aboot" is a Quebecois. I love the Simpsons, but they have perpetuated some truly harmful cultural stereotypes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Well this fockin socks gettin eaten by a ber, bud."

At least he doesn't sound like Rick Mercer. Fuck I hate that guy's accent.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is something that's always kinda bugged me. Anglo-Canadians don't say "oot and aboot", they say "oat and aboat". Even fawkin Newfies, so Turk's point about consistency is right on. Anyone in Canada saying "Oot and aboot" is a Quebecois. I love the Simpsons, but they have perpetuated some truly harmful cultural stereotypes.

Yep

 

[guest]

This is something that's always kinda bugged me. Anglo-Canadians don't say "oot and aboot", they say "oat and aboat". Even fawkin Newfies, so Turk's point about consistency is right on. Anyone in Canada saying "Oot and aboot" is a Quebecois. I love the Simpsons, but they have perpetuated some truly harmful cultural stereotypes.

Speaking of Quebecois, they are insignifant af...even in Quebec. People have this notion everyone there is some Celine Dion clone, when William Shatner and of course, the Norm MacDonald are both natives of Quebec. The Anglos run it too. French Canadians are mostly lumberjacks, you never see them managing hedge funds, etc.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

French Canadians are mostly lumberjacks

"Oh, Jean-Pierre! And I thought you were so butch!"

 

[Turk February]

French Canadians are mostly lumberjacks, you never see them managing hedge funds, etc.

What can be more important than lumberjacks?