Can someone hold my hand? I just need something to squeeze on

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

 

[guest]

Squeeze on this

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I broke my knee man
I broke my knee man
I broke my knee man
I broke my knee dood

 

[HH Brother]

I still cannot decide, funster. Was this more embarrassing than touring with Dane Cook?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I still cannot decide, funster. Was this more embarrassing than touring with Dane Cook?

I liked when he was describing the difference between Tourgasm and OnA fans. “Dane fans just want to come up to you, buy a t shirt, get a picture, and move on.” He called OnA fans psychos haha. @Meownaw , do you remember what I’m talking about?

 

[HH Brother]

I liked when he was describing the difference between Tourgasm and OnA fans. “Dane fans just want to come up to you, buy a t shirt, get a picture, and move on.” He called OnA fans psychos haha. @Meownaw , do you remember what I’m talking about?

Even when I was a much younger naive funster, I didn't get the Dane hype, Bonniester.

I just saw him as the guy that had one Comedy Central that was decent and didn't understand why he formed a cult of personality behind him.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Even when I was a much younger naive funster, I didn't get the Dane hype, Bonniester.

I just saw him as the guy that had one Comedy Central that was decent and didn't understand why he formed a cult of personality behind him.

I liked the first special/cd or two but he got way too huge way too quickly. The Kool Aid man bit was one of the funniest things I’d ever heard at the time. I was pretty young though. He had a Showtime special around 2014 that was awful. His brother stole like 10 mil from him which is hilarious and Stanhope beat him in an LA’s Funniest type competition.

 

[HH Brother]

I liked the first special/cd or two but he got way too huge way too quickly. The Kool Aid man bit was one of the funniest things I’d ever heard at the time. I was pretty young though. He had a Showtime special around 2014 that was awful. His brother stole like 10 mil from him which is hilarious and Stanhope beat him in an LA’s Funniest type competition.

I've never seen anything beyond this half hour set he did on CC in the early 00s, Bonniester. I forgot he got scammed. Fuck him and his ego. Remember he had a freakout at the Laugh Factory several years back?

fox13seattle.com/news/report-comedian-dane-cook-banned-from-prominent-comedy-club-after-comments-to-waitress

LOS ANGELES -- First it was allegations of plagiarism. Now this.

Famed stand-up comedian Dane Cook, 43, has been permanently banned from the iconic Hollywood comedy club, the Laugh Factory.

According to Yahoo News, Cook used "vulgar, offensive" language toward a waitress recently at the club. When approached by the club's owner, Cook allegedly grew more upset, yelling "I own this place!"

Of course, the actual owner took umbrage to Cook's statement. The stand-up comic was promptly issued a lifetime ban from the Laugh Factory, and told to leave the building.

Cook rose to comedy fame in 2005 for his breakout record, Retaliation. He has long preformed at the Laugh Factory, even holding the record for longest stage performance at 7 hours.

According to Yahoo, Cook's representatives have not confirmed the ban.

 

[Meownaw]

I liked when he was describing the difference between Tourgasm and OnA fans. “Dane fans just want to come up to you, buy a t shirt, get a picture, and move on.” He called OnA fans psychos haha. @Meownaw , do you remember what I’m talking about?

Opie saying "yeah just jump on that bandwagon" when Jordan said he hated Dane Cook is embarrassing. I'm all in with da Opester but that was rough.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Squeeze on this

On @Lamont & Tonelli? Well, you’re the boss……

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I still cannot decide, funster. Was this more embarrassing than touring with Dane Cook?

Yes. He broke his knee because Dane Cook insisted they get footage of these obese, chainsmoking alcoholic comedians playing football for the DVD, as if it was a common activity for them.

 

[JebJoh]

Squeeze on this

Are you pointing at your penis in this post? Incorrigible

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Cook rose to comedy fame in 2005 for his breakout record, Retaliation. He has long preformed at the Laugh Factory, even holding the record for longest stage performance at 7 hours.

It used to be Pryor record so after he beat it, Chappelle rightfully took it back, and I believe they went went back and forth a few times. He’s definitely banned haha. There’s no other reason he hasn’t performed there in forever. Employe of the Month is a funny movie.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Opie saying "yeah just jump on that bandwagon" when Jordan said he hated Dane Cook is embarrassing. I'm all in with da Opester but that was rough.

Jordan?

 

[Meownaw]

Jordan?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don’t remember it being from that. Thanks for the clip, sorry I pointed at the sign to you earlier.

 

[Meownaw]

I don’t remember it being from that. Thanks for the clip, sorry I pointed at the sign to you earlier.

 

[Meownaw]

I forget the exact time in minutes but Vos saying he did that off the top of his head and then Keith smashing him for it is gold.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

I would, unironically, let you fruits hold my hand if it let you get through whatever you’re going through. Don’t expect me to hug you though

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He said it another time because I never heard the karaoke one so why don’t you come back here and shut up.