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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Can anyone remember which Chinese guitar Joe bought?
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Too cheap to spend money on an epiphone? What are you? Opie!? HAHA HOLLIIEEE SHIT!
Fat jack-off Jenkem Joseph is more in need of an EpiPen than an Epiphone.
*sniff* I lay down killer licks with my Walmart guitar, period.
It wasn't even a guitar with a 'brand', it was a knock off strat copy of SRV's guitar or some Hendrix reversed headstock bullshit made by the chinks.
There's tons of ads of cheap ass unplayable guitars that are supposed to be as good as Gibsons or Fenders and most people see them as pieces of shit and don't buy them. Joe 'Brother Joe' 'Colleen' 'Faggot' Cuemia, though? Yeah, he's fucking retarded and bought one. Surprise! They either didn't ship it or it was a piece of shit and he wanted his money back. From China.
There's tons of ads of cheap ass unplayable guitars that are supposed to be as good as Gibsons or Fenders and most people see them as pieces of shit and don't buy them. Joe 'Brother Joe' 'Colleen' 'Faggot' Cuemia, though? Yeah, he's fucking retarded and bought one. Surprise! They either didn't ship it or it was a piece of shit and he wanted his money back. From China.
He didn't buy one, he bought like twenty of them over the years. He's posted a couple of shots of them lining his studio, because More Shitty Knockoff Guitars = Better Shitty Knockoff Performer.
Also the headstock's different on his latest video, so you can buy your Sgrote safe in that knowledge.
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It was a Terecaster.
Gibson Molest Paul
Did you end up getting it? Sounds decent.
Wanna form a 2U tribute band? I'll dress as Joe and gain a bunch of weight.
Gribson
Somone get this guy a drink
Prepiphone
Jacks-On
damn, nig