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Calling all Trekkies

Turry Precision ™®©

The Natural Man, scourge of mutts and mongrels
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I'm trying to figure out a way to get laid at the next con without committing yet another vicious rape. Ideally I'd like to be able to insert my fully (for me so 70%) erect penis into her well-lubricated vagina while
  1. She was awake
  2. She was sober
  3. I haven't paid her
  4. I'm not wearing a lifelike Robert Pattison mask
Any tips you guys could give me would be greatly appreciated @BenDovid @johnnynoname (lol jk you wouldn't know)
 

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Offer to fuck her with your sideways foot
 
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