Call me an old softy... but I could never hate or even make fun of a baby. However...

[guest]

...the idea of Pat being such a retarded abomination that he was allergic to his own mother's breast milk is fucking hilarious. What a retarded baby infant child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Children arent allergic to their mothers milk, only to stuff the mother may have eaten and gets transferred through the milk.

 

[guest]

What kinda drugs were Mama Raven huffing on the rodeo circuit?

 

[guest]

I'm sorry I'm so stupid, I forgot the point of my thread. Aaaaanyway, even though I could never hate or make fun of a baby, the image of baby Patrick having a severe allergic reaction after sucking his mom's tits is fawkin' hilarious. Watching his face swell up etc.

 

[Will Tate]

God made him so that he couldn't even gain nourishment from his mother's milk. In any other epoch in the history of our species he'd have been thrown off a cliff before his umbilical cord scab had fallen off.
Or, as has already been posited, Mama Raven was a roaring drunk whose breast milk would have killed her special important tubby little baby infant child.
Or, as is usually the case with Pat, this is just complete bullshit.

 

[guest]

God made him so that he couldn't even gain nourishment from his mother's milk. In any other epoch in the history of our species he'd have been thrown off a cliff before his umbilical cord scab had fallen off.
Or, as has already been posited, Mama Raven was a roaring drunk whose breast milk would have killed her special important tubby little baby infant child.
Or, as is usually the case with Pat, this is just complete bullshit.

Nature tried to abort him. And now projecting pat is trying to abort all the other babies. Sick (and fat) guy!

 

[guest]

Nature tried to abort him. And now projecting pat is trying to abort all the other babies. Sick (and fat) guy!

No joke. Nature tried to abort him.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Well its ok now that you know the baby turned out to be a gigantic faggot

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat, you literally cannot be allergic to your mother's breast milk:

Can Babies Be Allergic to Breastmilk?

Is your baby allergic to breastmilk? Dr. Harvey Karp explores whether your baby could be allergic to breastmilk if they cry after nursing.

www.happiestbaby.com

https://dhhs.ne.gov/Pages/Breast-Milk-Sensitivity.aspx

Can an Infant Be Allergic to Breast Milk?

Can an Infant Be Allergic to Breast Milk?

www.hellomotherhood.com

Imagine your life is so weird that you're incorrectly shouting in a public forum like Twitter that you were allergic to breast milk as an infant.

Pat, your mother is lying to you. You were not allergic to breast milk. She just didn't want your ugly jack o lantern head and your disgusting fish mouth anywhere near her big stupid tits.

 

[Clint Ruin]

...the idea of Pat being such a retarded abomination that he was allergic to his own mother's breast milk is fucking hilarious. What a retarded baby infant child.

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You're needy and attention seeking because your mother withheld the tit from you as a baby. Wow. Shocker.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

God made him so that he couldn't even gain nourishment from his mother's milk. In any other epoch in the history of our species he'd have been thrown off a cliff before his umbilical cord scab had fallen off.
Or, as has already been posited, Mama Raven was a roaring drunk whose breast milk would have killed her special important tubby little baby infant child.
Or, as is usually the case with Pat, this is just complete bullshit.

This isn't one of God's pigs, this is one of those that had devils banished into them. Fat, stupid, useless devils.

 

[guest]

...the idea of Pat being such a retarded abomination that he was allergic to his own mother's breast milk is fucking hilarious. What a retarded baby infant child.

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He’s in on the bit at this point. Got to be.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat, you literally cannot be allergic to your mother's breast milk:

Can Babies Be Allergic to Breastmilk?

Is your baby allergic to breastmilk? Dr. Harvey Karp explores whether your baby could be allergic to breastmilk if they cry after nursing.

www.happiestbaby.com

https://dhhs.ne.gov/Pages/Breast-Milk-Sensitivity.aspx

Can an Infant Be Allergic to Breast Milk?

Can an Infant Be Allergic to Breast Milk?

www.hellomotherhood.com

Imagine your life is so weird that you're incorrectly shouting in a public forum like Twitter that you were allergic to breast milk as an infant.

Pat, your mother is lying to you. You were not allergic to breast milk. She just didn't want your ugly jack o lantern head and your disgusting fish mouth anywhere near her big stupid tits.

I bet at the time she had nice tits. Then she birthed that Mongo and it fell apart

 

[RobertMewler]

Allergic reaction, huh. It's called a hangover. Cuz Mama Raven is a lush. Get it?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

This pig can't even suckle. What a useless nothing he is.