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Buying property? Jews/Muslims don't pay interest, so get that mortgage

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I can't be bothered to explain all the options (you can look them up), I'll give an example.

I'm not a muslim but a schoolfriend was a muslim mortgage broker working on commision, we got a murabaha mortgage (& on self certified income) whereby the bank bought the house & then sold it back at an increased price, the market price rose much faster & to higher than their mark-up.

Perfect in a rising market.

There are other interest free types where you technically co-own, gradually buyout the bank's share but share the profit/loss on the value.

Jews have similar mortgage arrangements where they don't pay interest, but I don't know so much about them, although I did read into it once & it makes sense why they are also slumlords.

I doubt you could be refused one of these even if you're a hillbilly, that would be religious discrimination.

You're welcome.
 

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My fridge guy is also a Muslim, he got a new model that has one door on the outside but then you open it and it has three doors and your kitchen magically changes.
 

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Maybe he's got multiple properties...high rise condos, AND homes, etc

Or his parents do and he brags about it on obscure forums to impress his white superiors.

There was a kid in my elementary school class who used to tell people his uncle was Drew Bledsoe. We still call him Bledsoe to this day and he acts like he doesn't know what we're talking about. You're even a bigger faggot than him.
 

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Islamic mortgages are a HUGE scam, you basically buy the property with the compound interest calculated in. It's a huge cope, probably not even halal. Just a way the banks can skim off devout, vigilant Muslims.


they didn't estimate the anticipated value on mine very well, & the market value outperformed their estimate.

maybe you don't know the right people. also I needed to self-certify my income with some shenanigans at the time.
 

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Islamic mortgages are a HUGE scam, you basically buy the property with the compound interest calculated in. It's a huge cope, probably not even halal. Just a way the banks can skim off devout, vigilant Muslims.


And who runs those banks?
 
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they didn't estimate the anticipated value on mine very well, & the market value outperformed their estimate.

maybe you don't know the right people. also I needed to self-certify my income with some shenanigans at the time.
What's the difference? The end result is the same whether this or paying market value plus loan interest,no? Generally the market value will outperform (inflate away) the interest anyway, no?

But I'm probably missing something
 

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Maybe he's got multiple properties...high rise condos, AND homes, etc
Does boq still have that townhouse in Kenya?

How’s the promenade going to the lake in his lakeside Brampton home? Has he ever showed you pictures of the trees?

Has boq ever explained to you why he has goodwill office furniture, clothing and electronics while living such an otherwise opulent life ?
 

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Does boq still have that townhouse in Kenya?

How’s the promenade going to the lake in his lakeside Brampton home? Has he ever showed you pictures of the trees?

Has boq ever explained to you why he has goodwill office furniture, clothing and electronics while living such an otherwise opulent life ?
Sir he orders his furniture, and kidnapped children from Wayfair
 
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