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What exactly is Rick implying here? It seems like he's suggesting that if Boomia was gay it'd be a bad thing? Ummm, yikes chief. Gonna need a yikes hard lemonade on that one.
 

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Patrick secretly hates the gays because he secretly hates his secret self. He's a closeted homo you see. Mama Raven used to tell him and Kyle that queers were bad because she was furious that papa Tommy spent all his time chugging cum down at the rodeo. Little did she know that those cock craving genes had already been passed down to porcine pat.
 

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It's been over 3 years and big boy is still using this homophobic sneak diss as his best answer to the obvious and inevitable conclusion that one draws from seeing his pores leak grease like a squeezed tater tot and as he collects more chins than book deals.
 
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Patrick secretly hates the gays because he secretly hates his secret self.
This is the reason he's so bitter about everything. He truly hates himself and he hates the way he is. He could put the work in to be the person he actually wants to be, but that's hard and takes work and dedication. Instead he just lives in pretend land. It's easier for him to pretend than it is for him to make changes in his life. But deep down he knows he's not what he pretends to be and so he hates on the people he wants to be. Elon Musk, Trump, Ben Shapiro, etc. In his mind, he's on their level. In reality, he's a fat zero farting into his couch all day.
 

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Patrick secretly hates the gays because he secretly hates his secret self. He's a closeted homo you see. Mama Raven used to tell him and Kyle that queers were bad because she was furious that papa Tommy spent all his time chugging cum down at the rodeo. Little did she know that those cock craving genes had already been passed down to porcine pat.
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CarolMaxheinie

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Patrick secretly hates the gays because he secretly hates his secret self. He's a closeted homo you see. Mama Raven used to tell him and Kyle that queers were bad because she was furious that papa Tommy spent all his time chugging cum down at the rodeo. Little did she know that those cock craving genes had already been passed down to porcine pat.

For personal reasons I’ve always found his hatred of gays and lesbians troubling, and I now believe it’s because he’s a deeply closeted faggot who thinks his “macho” fake internet persona lets him bottle up his undying urge to drink trucker cum by the gallon while they stick pink umbrellas up his ass.

Pat has a low IQ - pants-shittingly low - and in his bloated pig heart he thinks his “woke ally” bullshit covers up the homophobia that is based in self hatred. People like that often comfort themselves with food, alcohol/drugs, and lies. Lies they continue to tell themselves to this day. He is also fat, and his dried up “wife” is a butt ugly loser.
 
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