But the time to monetize tragidy is NOW

[Slackjawed Cow]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1529281707932897282

 

[Heyfellas]

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I think people trying to fuck children is a tragedy

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think people trying to fuck children is a tragedy

Are you saying Pat is a part of the problem?

 

[Heyfellas]

Are you saying Pat is a part of the problem?

PATRICK S TOMLINSON FUCKS KIDS


is certainly something I’ve heard online.

 

[guest]

Here's how the monetization is going. Amazon Best Seller Rankings for all of Ricky's books. Just pulled from the site.

Title	Ebook	Paperback
The Ark	398,027	1,945,990
Trident's Forge	442,142	2,121,233
Children Of The Divide	449,619	1,091,814
Gate Crashers	545,641	1,525,661
Starship Repo	541,618	1,244,232
In The Black	591,043	1,154,518

LOL, he claims to have gotten a million views and got virtually no sales.

For reference, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is currently at 66,159 for the Ebook and 21,128 for the Paperback. A 13-year old book whose author hasn't gone "viral" today is outselling all of Piggy's by a mile. He'll never learn that Twitter is never going to lead to any money.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Here's how the monetization is going. Amazon Best Seller Rankings for all of Ricky's books. Just pulled from the site.

Title	Ebook	Paperback
The Ark	398,027	1,945,990
Trident's Forge	442,142	2,121,233
Children Of The Divide	449,619	1,091,814
Gate Crashers	545,641	1,525,661
Starship Repo	541,618	1,244,232
In The Black	591,043	1,154,518

LOL, he claims to have gotten a million views and got virtually no sales.

For reference, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is currently at 66,159 for the Ebook and 21,128 for the Paperback. A 13-year old book whose author hasn't gone "viral" today is outselling all of Piggy's by a mile. He'll never learn that Twitter is never going to lead to any money.

Man, this is hilarious. I have a friend who self-published a fantasy/sci fi-type novel (his favorite author is that Brandon Sanderson dude) about a year ago. He has a full time job, but during COVID he decided to sit down and write the first book of a planned series. So it's a self-published hobby book. I know for a fact that he's only sold a few hundred copies, mostly to friends and family and some other hobby authors he's befriended via social media.

I just checked his Amazon sales rank and his book sells better than Trident's Forge and almost as well as The Ark. Hysterical.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

"tragidy"

 

[guest]

Here's how the monetization is going. Amazon Best Seller Rankings for all of Ricky's books. Just pulled from the site.

Title	Ebook	Paperback
The Ark	398,027	1,945,990
Trident's Forge	442,142	2,121,233
Children Of The Divide	449,619	1,091,814
Gate Crashers	545,641	1,525,661
Starship Repo	541,618	1,244,232
In The Black	591,043	1,154,518

LOL, he claims to have gotten a million views and got virtually no sales.

For reference, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is currently at 66,159 for the Ebook and 21,128 for the Paperback. A 13-year old book whose author hasn't gone "viral" today is outselling all of Piggy's by a mile. He'll never learn that Twitter is never going to lead to any money.

Checked them all again this morning and every single ranking was down from yesterday. All that tweeting for what?

 

[HotDogJoe]

Here's how the monetization is going. Amazon Best Seller Rankings for all of Ricky's books. Just pulled from the site.

Title	Ebook	Paperback
The Ark	398,027	1,945,990
Trident's Forge	442,142	2,121,233
Children Of The Divide	449,619	1,091,814
Gate Crashers	545,641	1,525,661
Starship Repo	541,618	1,244,232
In The Black	591,043	1,154,518

LOL, he claims to have gotten a million views and got virtually no sales.

For reference, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is currently at 66,159 for the Ebook and 21,128 for the Paperback. A 13-year old book whose author hasn't gone "viral" today is outselling all of Piggy's by a mile. He'll never learn that Twitter is never going to lead to any money.

The nerve of this fat fuck to call himself "midlist".

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

The nerve of this fat fuck to call himself "midlist".

More like "mid-wit". Get it?

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

More like "mid-wit". Get it?

Mm, that’s a stretch

 

[RobertMewler]

"What's your flavor?" as childrens' blood has yet to be powerwashed off the concrete. I hope a truck fatally pins him and his crotch rocket against a dumpster.

 

[guest]

Here's how the monetization is going. Amazon Best Seller Rankings for all of Ricky's books. Just pulled from the site.

Title	Ebook	Paperback
The Ark	398,027	1,945,990
Trident's Forge	442,142	2,121,233
Children Of The Divide	449,619	1,091,814
Gate Crashers	545,641	1,525,661
Starship Repo	541,618	1,244,232
In The Black	591,043	1,154,518

LOL, he claims to have gotten a million views and got virtually no sales.

For reference, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is currently at 66,159 for the Ebook and 21,128 for the Paperback. A 13-year old book whose author hasn't gone "viral" today is outselling all of Piggy's by a mile. He'll never learn that Twitter is never going to lead to any money.

Checked them again and his numbers are just getting shittier. Tons of tweets, 500+ new followers, ZERO books sold. What a complete and utter failure.