Burr's attraction to his wife: What Ant should have said.

[guest]

Back in 1997 I was listening to Stern all the time. The celebrity scandal of the year was [URL='https://www.thethings.com/the-moment-fans-started-turning-on-eddie-murphy/']Eddie Murphy being caught in a car with a tranny hooker.[/URL]
What the tabloids were reporting at the time was that Eddie was into the trannies feet. What they didn't report was what actually happened in the car that night.
Eddie laid 2 100$ bills on his legs and told him to "lose the shoes." He complied and Eddie spit on his toes and began thrusting the head of his cock through the first toe gap of one foot followed by the other till he shot his wad all over those Samoan Brazil nuts.

Eddie got the trannies foot pregnant that night. It's unclear whether it was the left or right but the baby was left for adoption since the "mother" fell to her death from a window soon after delivering Eddie Murphy's first born toe-child. That child grew up to be Nia Burr.

So while a lot of people fail to understand why a successful white comic would subject himself to the quiet humiliation of tooling around with a mutant, it stands to reason that a comic like Bill is irresistibly drawn to the mystique of Eddie Murphy and black peoples feet. So Nia is 1/2 Tranny-Foot and Bill's kid is 1/4 Tranny-Foot, 1/4 Eddie Murphy and 1/2 White. This is ideal because Black people love to tell people they're Indian.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Back in 1997 I was listening to Stern all the time. The celebrity scandal of the year was Eddie Murphy being caught in a car with a tranny hooker.
What the tabloids were reporting at the time was that Eddie was into the trannies feet. What they didn't report was what actually happened in the car that night.
Eddie laid 2 100$ bills on his legs and told him to "lose the shoes." He complied and Eddie spit on his toes and began thrusting the head of his cock through the first toe gap of one foot followed by the other till he shot his wad all over those Samoan Brazil nuts.

Eddie got the trannies foot pregnant that night. It's unclear whether it was the left or right but the baby was left for adoption since the "mother" fell to her death from a window soon after delivering Eddie Murphy's first born toe-child. That child grew up to be Nia Burr.

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So while a lot of people fail to understand why a successful white comic would subject himself to the quiet humiliation of tooling around with a mutant, it stands to reason that a comic like Bill is irresistibly drawn to the mystique of Eddie Murphy and black peoples feet. So Nia is 1/2 Tranny-Foot and Bill's kid is 1/4 Tranny-Foot, 1/4 Eddie Murphy and 1/2 White. This is ideal because Black people love to tell people they're Indian.

Jews told Bill to marry a nigger tranny if he wanted to become famous

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Bill has always been an upper-class liberal pretending to be blue-collar. His father was a dentist and his mother was a nurse, and his family comes from old Politician stock. He fucked around in his 20s at college, worked in a warehouse for a few months, went back to school, then got to move to New York and be an unsuccessful comedian for decades before making money. Lots of assistance from Mom and Dad made sure he was never sweating on how he was going to make rent as a poor-ass comedian.

 

[KKTITN]

 

[Mr Ass]