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Actually, nevermind. He's too retarded to take good advice.
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My favorite Patrick texts are just the ones texting him "Hey.". Gets me good every time.
He would probably deflect and say that I'm going to prison. That's what he did when I asked him if @fartpoop22 is going to prison for drawing pictures of him getting pissed on by black dicks. He can't bring himself to acknowledge that it isn't illegal to make fun of him, but he also doesn't want to say that someone will go prison for drawing pictures because even he recognizes how retarded that is.Can one of you ask him if I’m going to prison and for what crime? I’ve never texted, called, emailed or otherwise contacted him or his friends or family. I’ve never swatted anyone or reviewed any of his books or posted on anyone’s funeral page and I’ve never had a Kiwifarms account. I just shitpost here, that’s all. I’m curious what he thinks will happen to people like me here.
I thought about texting him one time just to ask but I figured I’d just get the copypasta and my clean record would be ruined.
Can one of you ask him if I’m going to prison and for what crime? I’ve never texted, called, emailed or otherwise contacted him or his friends or family. I’ve never swatted anyone or reviewed any of his books or posted on anyone’s funeral page and I’ve never had a Kiwifarms account. I just shitpost here, that’s all. I’m curious what he thinks will happen to people like me here.
I thought about texting him one time just to ask but I figured I’d just get the copypasta and my clean record would be ruined.
You've never said anything funny eitherCan one of you ask him if I’m going to prison and for what crime? I’ve never texted, called, emailed or otherwise contacted him or his friends or family. I’ve never swatted anyone or reviewed any of his books or posted on anyone’s funeral page and I’ve never had a Kiwifarms account. I just shitpost here, that’s all. I’m curious what he thinks will happen to people like me here.
I thought about texting him one time just to ask but I figured I’d just get the copypasta and my clean record would be ruined.
That Resto's the real winner out of the whole saga. All those legal fees afforded him a corkscrew/butt plug hybrid.Dude, are you stupid. You just gave him good advice for free. Charge him for it like everyone else.
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He only falls for them when it’s someone who is useful to him. He dumped everything to Josiah because he thought he worked for the Huffington Post. He told that one contact form woman that he couldn’t afford to pay because he thought she’d signal boost him.He really is a very special piggy. He's like a gift from God. You would honestly think that, in a post Chris Chan world, nobody would be so naive as to repeatedly fall for catfishes, or be so eager as to respond to each and every message.
You would think that, if nothing else, Chris Chan would have served as a giant warning as to how not to react.
You would think.
Words hurtYou've never said anything funny either
You should tell him what kind of store ran out of him.Words hurt
I’m not familiar with that referenceYou should tell him what kind of store ran out of him.
I think it’s a jerk store reference.I’m not familiar with that reference
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