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This smells fishy to me. It seems like they’re letting a failing act have a final show before he voluntarily disembarks from the ship and goes home early.
What say ye, brothamen?
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Brother Moo is going to have a special show!
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This smells fishy to me. It seems like they’re letting a failing act have a final show before he voluntarily disembarks from the ship and goes home early.
What say ye, brothamen?
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This might be the 'iceberg' we've been waiting for!
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From the hallway to the “2nd largest room”?
There has to be some serious exaggeration with this “news”
There has to be some serious exaggeration with this “news”
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"I requested the spotlight be on me, because my ego can't handle another 3 months of being background fodder."
lol, they're "running with it."
"Hey, the homeless-looking karaoke guy asked if he can perform in the empty conference room for free. Should I let him?"
lol, they're "running with it."
"Hey, the homeless-looking karaoke guy asked if he can perform in the empty conference room for free. Should I let him?"
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As yeah so many people are requesting it they are doing it on after a few passenger change overs
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Maybe he'll get some righteous bucks to contribute into that puny IRA of his...after he gets his yuckmouth fixed.
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I hope he sings "A boy named Sue".
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What does it matter? He is already talking about not returning and his teeth falling out is pretty much making him work for free. This isnt his big break to getting more money. It all pays the same.
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How do you sing a song with a half your mouth missing?
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At least we get to see another live show to pick apart.
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Do brits care about Johnny Cash?
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It's johnny cash, so unless he has an uncontrollable whistle or his cow tongue keeps drifting to the open hole in the side of his mouth he should be able to pull it off.
Also this. @TorpidSloth wwawd johnny cash?
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He'll be spitting out teeth like watermelon seeds between verses.
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I mean I like him, but I'm part American and have whisky tango relatives in Corpus Christi, rural Ohio and Kentucky, so probably not the best person to ask. I'd guess the generic answer is a lot of Brits between the ages of 30-60 saw Walk The Line. So Joe's cruise ship crowds are probably mostly too old for that demographic.
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Yeah, Willie Nelson too.
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WHO the FUCK wants to hear 20 Johnny Cash songs in a row?
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"Hey Sven! Sven! Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sigh. No, Joe, you've already used your allotment of towels."
"No, it's not that. Listen, some of the guests have asked me if I do any Johnny Cash songs, so I was thinking, maybe I could do a special Johnny Cash set, maybe in the extra dining room we never use?"
"Uh, whatever, I guess. That'll be on your time, though, and you'll have to move the tables yourself."
"Thanks, chief! Solo Joe is HEADLINING!"
"Sigh. No, Joe, you've already used your allotment of towels."
"No, it's not that. Listen, some of the guests have asked me if I do any Johnny Cash songs, so I was thinking, maybe I could do a special Johnny Cash set, maybe in the extra dining room we never use?"
"Uh, whatever, I guess. That'll be on your time, though, and you'll have to move the tables yourself."
"Thanks, chief! Solo Joe is HEADLINING!"