I hope Senõr Asesino Kuhn throws a bottle of Modello at him.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Brother Joe panhandles in Mexican taco joints
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After over forty years in "the music business", Joe, with his basement full of guitars and recording equipment, is begging local taco joints to let him set up shop in the corner and busk for tips. It'd be way, way less embarrassing if he just stayed home, live streamed himself and begged for money online. I have the distinct impression that in his local stomping grounds, Joe is like the local retard, the weirdo everyone sees around and grudgingly tolerates because they feel kind of sorry for him.
There are old timers who remember Joe Sr and Roe and look at Joe and say, "That poor nigger never had a chance."
Agreed, I can’t stand live music at a bar. If the band is outside I can live with it. It’s so fucking loud. Fawk, I sound old haha.
I can deal with it at a bar, I don’t want it with my queso.
I don’t mind a mariachi band at a nice Mexican restaurant. I just don’t want to hear Sublime covers when I just want to get wasted.
From Sinatra to Nirvana.
Yuck! How about me going from the bar to my car then?
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This wouldn't be a problem for them, would it?
For the most part, no, I do not. I find them desiccating and jalapeno loaded. As if the chef was a fan of Acoustic Joe music. It's a circle of awful that was created by a radio show.You don’t think the dishes are mouthwatering?
Look, I understand having certain opinions but tweeting this is fucking insane.
I haven't fucked with Joe in years. Should do this more often:
The contact form bit has been slowly developing to reach this apex. I predict great things from Joe in 2023
Joe posting was always funnier than Pat posting to me
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If I went to a fucking Burger King and learned walking in that Clapton had somehow managed to summon Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker from the afterlife to play an impromptu show, I'd debate whether or not to get my whopper with cheese to go.
If I was comped at Geranium and I heard Noel and Liam were reuniting for a one night show there, I'd probably give it a miss.
That's how undesirable Joe playing anywhere is, especially anywhere someone just wants a decent meal and night out.
If I was comped at Geranium and I heard Noel and Liam were reuniting for a one night show there, I'd probably give it a miss.
That's how undesirable Joe playing anywhere is, especially anywhere someone just wants a decent meal and night out.
Is this the “high end” dining concert he was posting about?! It looks like a fucking Subway sandwich shop. Is Jared Fogle Joe’s agent who arranges for him to be paid in child spit?
God i hope they make him dress up like a mariachi band member