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"Brotha Joe" exclusively shopping at a specialty, gourmet grocery store like a libtard makes me chuckle.

Mick_Mickerson

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When you google "Uncle Giuseppe's" the place is very intentionally upmarket and almost all the reviews mention how expensive it is, but the well-heeled wives on Long Island who go there clearly don't mind the extra expense. No doubt with their canvas Harris/Walz tote bags in-hand.

R/LongIsland weighs in on "What is your go to grocery store?" The top comment:

"Uncle Guiseppe's is my guilty pleasure store for quick dinners and snacks. Stop and Shop for the average day."

Evidently Joe never lowers himself enough to go to a Stop 'n' Shop because all of his Biden inflation posts are from Uncle G's and he reluctantly has to include a disclaimer about that, because he knows it is negating his entire post. His boomer FB friends also always comment on the fact Uncle G's is extremely expensive and it derails his entire post.

tl;dr Picturing Joe in his sleeveless Call of Duty shirt and basketball shorts rubbing elbows with all the champagne liberals because he's above regular grocery stores tickles my ribs.

Brotha Joe Rules πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š
 

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They carry things that you won't find in regular stores, like an entire section of olives in case you prefer middle eastern olives over italian. Joe goes there to buy pretzel snacks and beer, he could get all of his shopping done at a drug store
 

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They carry things that you won't find in regular stores, like an entire section of olives in case you prefer middle eastern olives over italian. Joe goes there to buy pretzel snacks and beer, he could get all of his shopping done at a drug store
Even funnier, a big focus of the place is their prepared entrees -- like a deli/restaurant. Buried under the pantry staples of Heineken and artisanal nuts, I bet Joe had a bunch of prepared takeout dishes jacking up the bill 🍝 in his Facebook posts
 

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They carry things that you won't find in regular stores, like an entire section of olives in case you prefer middle eastern olives over italian. Joe goes there to buy pretzel snacks and beer, he could get all of his shopping done at a drug store
Now you mentioned it, I don't recall him ever buying a specialized product. It's all stuff you can find in every normal priced grocery store. What an idiot.
 

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When you google "Uncle Giuseppe's" the place is very intentionally upmarket and almost all the reviews mention how expensive it is, but the well-heeled wives on Long Island who go there clearly don't mind the extra expense. No doubt with their canvas Harris/Walz tote bags in-hand.

R/LongIsland weighs in on "What is your go to grocery store?" The top comment:

"Uncle Guiseppe's is my guilty pleasure store for quick dinners and snacks. Stop and Shop for the average day."

Evidently Joe never lowers himself enough to go to a Stop 'n' Shop because all of his Biden inflation posts are from Uncle G's and he reluctantly has to include a disclaimer about that, because he knows it is negating his entire post. His boomer FB friends also always comment on the fact Uncle G's is extremely expensive and it derails his entire post.

tl;dr Picturing Joe in his sleeveless Call of Duty shirt and basketball shorts rubbing elbows with all the champagne liberals because he's above regular grocery stores tickles my ribs.

Brotha Joe Rules πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š
I've seen niggers at Colburns and Whole foods , child
 

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Picture this pud waddling into his upscale grocery store, in his tatty rags, with his disgusting armpits flapping around, muttering to anyone in earshot about life in Joe Biden's inflationary Marxist hellscape as he fills his little cart with deluxe prepared meals, pistachio nuts, soda, and beer. Bet the staff there despises him, and other customers feel uneasy when they need to squeeze around him in the aisles.
 

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Picture this pud waddling into his upscale grocery store, in his tatty rags, with his disgusting armpits flapping around, muttering to anyone in earshot about life in Joe Biden's inflationary Marxist hellscape as he fills his little cart with deluxe prepared meals, pistachio nuts, soda, and beer. Bet the staff there despises him, and other customers feel uneasy when they need to squeeze around him in the aisles.
You know every time he picks something up he has to huff and puff about the price to anyone around him and then start FJBing
 

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"Under Trump I don't remember prepared Tuscan Ribs being THIS much!!!"
"EXCUSE ME! $13.99 for a bag of organic unsalted pistachios?"

"Uh, I just work here, I don't set the prices."

"UN-be-lieve-a-ble! Whatever happened to "the customer is always right"? I can't wait til Uncle Don sets things straight again!"

"LOL that fat retard in the gay biker clothes is here again. I sneezed on all the lobster bisque dinners."
 
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