Bro she isnt going to fuck you

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat interjects into a conversation trying to white knight but the guy wasnt even talking to the girl

 

[Cumtown Fags]

We know, bud.

 

[guest]

Somebody has to get on Twitter and let this guy know exactly who Tomlinson is lol.

I smell a new recruit.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Pat is obese and gets fucked in the ass by a dyke fueled by Popeyes farts. It's too bad Ricky Fat already lost his career or a #MeToo would be delicious.

No child I did noT demand to crash my sTarship into your warpgaTe at gunpoinT. You are mentally ill. Seek help.

 

[DominusOdium]

I'm sure a host of folks will be along shortly to tell this fella just who he's dealing with.

"Why us?"

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The woman the pig is simping for:

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Pat thinks that having an ugly wife makes him some kind of expert on women

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

The woman the pig is simping for:

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Who is this broad?

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Who is this broad?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He's so fucking embarrassingly awkward. If he had friends, one of them should have pulled him aside and explained how humans interact by now.

 

[guest]

The woman the pig is simping for:

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Ass: 8/10
Face: 2/10

Still, though... Would.

 

[guest]

I just thought about this... If you add her 2/10 face with her 8/10 ass, you get a 10/10.

So just fuck her doggy style. Fucking butterface.

 

[CompoundBasement]

There are even more than these, but he's been simping for this ugly, thirsty broad for years:

 

[guest]

There are even more than these, but he's been simping for this ugly, thirsty broad for years:

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This is one of the more embarrassing things I've seen from him. Jesus, Rick. You were 37 when you tweeted these.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

There are even more than these, but he's been simping for this ugly, thirsty broad for years:

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Sex pest pat

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The woman the pig is simping for:

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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Atta boy!

Ass: 8/10
Face: 2/10

Still, though... Would.

 

[guest]

There are even more than these, but he's been simping for this ugly, thirsty broad for years:

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Credit where credit is due and this is probably the only time I'm going to throw a pig a bone: the in your box response was mildly amusing. So congrats, Pat. You were clever one time out of the five million attempts you've made on Twitter.

 

[guest]

There are even more than these, but he's been simping for this ugly, thirsty broad for years:

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"I'd have taken my shot if she wasn't married."

But... you're married!

Fucking hell I hate Niki.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Was this the same girl that Pat tweeted, "I can't wait until we're both divorced" to?