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British Brothermen, explain this shit to me

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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What the fuck even are those options? Coleslaw? Beans? Fuck off. How is sour cream not even an option, they're selling fucking potatoes. I keep seeing this ridiculous shit and I've seen multiple instances of them ordering "beans, cheese and chyuna, innit."

Butter, sour cream, chives, bacon. That's all you need. Take your fucking curry, take your beans, your coleslaw and your fucking TUNA(WHY???) and stuff it up your asshole all at once you fucking queers. The chili is the only non retarded option.
 

TorpidSloth

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I can't help. The only person I know who will eat a jacket potato on its own, covered with slop, as opposed to a side dish with a steak or chops, is a friend of mine who's half Irish.
When we were teenagers and we'd go to the food court after school, he'd order from here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spudulike
while the rest of us got Burger King, Subway or Chinese
 

The Shah of Iran

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That's not the issue. It's the retarded mix of shit that that woman wants to eat. She was prepared to pay for a bunch of shit that doesn't go together at all.
Baked potato and cheese is a perfectly acceptable meal with maybe one more topping but this is retarded. What you're watching is kinda like getting every topping on your ice cream, but with ugly gypsies, potatoes and curry sauce
 

Chive Turkey

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How is sour cream not even an option, they're selling fucking potatoes.
Because this isn't Eastern Europe where they put smetana on everything. Sour cream is actually pretty rare in Western Europe and honestly doesn't sound appetizing.

That's not the issue. It's the retarded mix of shit that that woman wants to eat. She was prepared to pay for a bunch of shit that doesn't go together at all.
If the tuna included bones you'd happily eat that shit.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Because this isn't Eastern Europe where they put smetana on everything. Sour cream is actually pretty rare in Western Europe and honestly doesn't sound appetizing.
Sour cream is the best thing you can put on a fucking baked potato.

If the tuna included bones you'd happily eat that shit
YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD! GET THE FUCK OUT! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
 

CuntFucker

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Butter, sour cream, chives, bacon. That's all you need. Take your fucking curry, take your beans, your coleslaw and your fucking TUNA(WHY???) and stuff it up your asshole all at once you fucking queers. The chili is the only non retarded option.
You're this mad that people put tuna on a potato instead of "butter, sour cream, chilli & bacon".... This is how to tell someone you're 300lbs+ without directly saying it. Eat less, fatso.

the rest of us got Burger King, Subway or Chinese
Is this the most uninteresting anecdote of all time? "Uhh I like burger king, subway, chinese food..." Shut the fuck up you boring dickhead.
 
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