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Bring back fat shaming

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Cliff Richard was kinda the uks answer to Elvis in the 50's and has sold surprisingly a huge amount of records even though he's a life long confirmed Christian "Bachelor" with a hardcore fandom of elderly ladies. Here is is talking about turning down his one chants to meet Elvis.

He's gone up in my estimation and I forgive him for us having to sing one of his songs every single day at school for 4 years.


 
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It's nothing new that homosexuals are very finicky about appearance, both their own and other people's. Cliff is a deeply closeted (publicly) gay man so not sure why anyone's acting shocked by this. He's a poof. No one respects fatsos, but no regular guy would've turn down an opportunity to meet Elvis, whatever shape he was in. The presenters would've called him out if he wasn't a known fudge packer.
 
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guest said:
It's nothing new that homosexuals are very finicky about appearance, both their own and other people's. Cliff is a deeply closeted (publicly) gay man so not sure why anyone's acting shocked by this. He's a poof. No one respects fatsos, but no regular guy would've turn down an opportunity to meet Elvis, whatever shape he was in. The presenters would've called him out if he wasn't a known fudge packer.
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Ah yeah the this morning sofa is known for awkward hitting questions.

The fact that for some reason Sarah Ferguson is a presenter and weight watchers face makes this even funnier to me. Dermot O'diddly deserves a medal for hiding the smirk on his face.

I just love the fact that he felt Elvis wasn't a good hang anymore as he was fat.
 
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The real problem is that Elvis loved groping and tongue kissing and fucking 14 year old girls instead of boys.
 
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