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Brilliant Pig mashup from the other site

peckafacce

Farted in Nikis pussy
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My friend's got a husband, man, she hates that dick
She tells me every day
She says, "Man, I really gotta lose that prick
In the worst kind of way"
He sits on his ass, and tweets his hands to the bone
And expects money every payday
But he wants more dinero just to stay at home
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I appreciate you sharing this with us.

However, it pales in significance and creativity against the works of art built here by our brothermen and brotherwomen on this empire of dirt.
It's an after dinner mint. You had SpaceEdge and co pulling off a frankly incredible world class trolling effort, you had the judge trying to explain how the First Amendment works to Pat's stunned mullet of a lawyer*; and now you get pig squeals set to an 80's New Wave beat.

* That guy got a fucking first year law student lesson on the Constitution, delivered by a pissed-off judge in public, while sitting in his living room. Think of every dressing down you've ever gotten - school, work, court, wherever. You've always been able to leave the room after, right? This fucking guy lives there. Whatever he does - watches TV, brings a date home, crosses it to go to the kitchen - that stench of failure is right there, waving at him, sitting patiently for him in his own home.

I don't know what Pat paid him, but it's both waaaay too much and not enough.
 
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