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Giancarlo Stanton was using the bat last year-- some (internet fags) think the bat may be the reason that Stanton's elbows have turned to shit.
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Giancarlo Stanton was using the bat last year-- some (internet fags) think the bat may be the reason that Stanton's elbows have turned to shit.
Even when he was "Skinny" he had a Cabbage Vance faceYou can bet right now, he is sitting at the bar guzzling beer and pretending to know what he is talking about.
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I will never not laugh at the top right pic where you can see Niki swiping her (mom's) credit card to pay for Fatso's slop.
Yeah the bat has been around a few years and is legal. The Yankees hired the guy who designed it away from MIT and had him put on a 2 day clinic to get players to buy in. Only 3 players use it. Judge who has hit 4 doesn't use it. Volpe, Jazz and Ben Rice do.Giancarlo Stanton was using the bat last year-- some (internet fags) think the bat may be the reason that Stanton's elbows have turned to shit.
They're at the home opener this afternoon. I just walked by Niki in the left field loge level concourse. It was an otherworldly experience. Luckily I wasn't neutralized on site and I'm currently seated and not enjoying prison.
I’m gonna say at least 2-3 of these were stuffed into that fish mouth and washed down with a $15 dollar Miller Lite (which he doesn’t drink, stlaker).I wonder if P@t is stuffing his face with any of this slop
The Turkey Reuben
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Some kind of flat bread. I don't know/don't give a shit.
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The Smokin’FaggotGouda Burger
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The Chicken Cordon-Brew
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Looked the same as every other average looking Wisconsin chick. She was by herself, probably headed back to her seat after going to the bathroom.Did she stink? Was zer with another man?
Looked the same as every other average looking Wisconsin chick. She was by herself, probably headed back to her seat after going to the bathroom.
Take a picture stupidAt this very moment pat is stuffing his face with brats and summer shandys as he watches the brewers get their shit pushed in for 4th game in a row.
Losing by 10+ points each game is brilliant strategy, child. I'm sorry you're stupid.At this very moment pat is stuffing his face with brats and summer shandys as he watches the brewers get their shit pushed in for 4th game in a row.
He looks like Nick Fuentes a little in this pic.You can bet right now, he is sitting at the bar guzzling beer and pretending to know what he is talking about.
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