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Brewers had a record breaking game yesterday

DoctorSteveCarlisi

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I will never not laugh at the top right pic where you can see Niki swiping her (mom's) credit card to pay for Fatso's slop.

"You pay again, honey. I've got to make sure I get just the right lighting for these shots so they'll impress my demanding public."

"Jesus, Patrick. I'm not a bank."

"No but your mom is!"

*Both laugh obesely*
 
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Giancarlo Stanton was using the bat last year-- some (internet fags) think the bat may be the reason that Stanton's elbows have turned to shit.
Yeah the bat has been around a few years and is legal. The Yankees hired the guy who designed it away from MIT and had him put on a 2 day clinic to get players to buy in. Only 3 players use it. Judge who has hit 4 doesn't use it. Volpe, Jazz and Ben Rice do.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I’m surprised he’s not joining the packers and bitching that the Philadelphia Eagles qb sneak the brotherly shove / tush push should be banned. Probably afraid he will get shit from people that know football.
 

A House Nigger

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I wonder if P@t is stuffing his face with any of this slop

The Turkey Reuben
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Some kind of flat bread. I don't know/don't give a shit.
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The Smokin’ Faggot Gouda Burger
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The Chicken Cordon-Brew
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Torque’sHeadBump

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I wonder if P@t is stuffing his face with any of this slop

The Turkey Reuben
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Some kind of flat bread. I don't know/don't give a shit.
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The Smokin’ Faggot Gouda Burger
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The Chicken Cordon-Brew
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I’m gonna say at least 2-3 of these were stuffed into that fish mouth and washed down with a $15 dollar Miller Lite (which he doesn’t drink, stlaker).
 
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