Brett Kavanaugh's mortgage got mysteriously paid off right before he was appointed! Patrick thanks the reminder

[Brooke Shields]

What course of action does this smart person suggest to enact justice for the crime of paying off a mortgage you ask?

I'm not sure if it's meant to be a joke. Let's get a better look at that mug:

Still less sad than 1.7

 

[BudDickman]

Paying off debts is unfathomable to Pat.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Didn't Patrick mysteriously pay off his scootercycle in the middle of a pandemic after he and his boxy wife received PPP loans?

Nice glass half-a-house, stupid.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Was never a great idea"

"but"

"it seems almost counterproductive"


Words fail me

 

[EraGodless]

He/him 100% faggot

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Pay Quasi, you fat, D-plus dicksucker.

 

[guest]

Kinda like how pat paid off his scooter the day before bernell was murdered.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You mean to tell me that a man who lands the law career of a lifetime wouldn't have a ton of money invested, can't forecast his future income (with a new job that pays high-$200k/yr), and shouldn't pay off a huge financial burden to avoid paying the banks years and years of interest?

Pat finds it far-fetched to pay off a mortgage when you have the means to do so.

 

[Stent]

Paying off debts is unfathomable to Pat.

An adult having access to $17k to fight a frivolous lawsuit is also impossible for him to comprehend.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

ME: THANK YOU!!!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Paying off debts is unfathomable to Pat.

Having $17k to spare is unfathomable to Pat. He probably hates Elon so much because he suspects he must be Quasi.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

because he suspects he must be Quasi.

Dude. Sh.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

See: You're not supposed to have checks and balances under Socialism, guys. You're just supposed to let people like this rise to the top, and then do everything they say because they represent the will of the people.

 

[FurBurger]

You mean to tell me that a man who lands the law career of a lifetime wouldn't have a ton of money invested, can't forecast his future income (with a new job that pays high-$200k/yr), and shouldn't pay off a huge financial burden to avoid paying the banks years and years of interest?

It could be that all of his investments are about to be moved into a blind trust to avoid conflict of interest issues. If that's the case, why not liquidate your holdings in [embarrassing or un-PC stock] beforehand and dump it into your mortgage?