BREAKING: Patton Pat decides to join the frontline. Issues direct threat to Putin

[Rabbi Krinsky]

The Hog of Milwaukee has joined the fight!

 

[Stent]

MM Schill was going to attack from the east but the sound of bombs is like a million vacuum cleaners.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Please do have fun

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Is het gonna sit on him, and smother him with his fat?

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Nice doughy potato face stupid

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Get them, children. Leave no one standing.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Is het gonna sit on him?

He's going to flash Putin his bodacious ta-tas and distract him long enough for the Ukranians to take the initiative

They call him "The Boobs of Kiev"

 

[RobertMewler]

He's going to flash Putin his bodacious ta-tas and distract him long enough for the Ukranians to take the initiative

They call him "The Boobs of Kiev"

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I just want Vlad to tell his bodyguards to step aside and let pat challenge him in mutual combat and then just give him a quick judo throw on the hard marble floor of the Kremlin.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

MM Schill was going to attack from the east but the sound of bombs is like a million vacuum cleaners.

The treads of a tank are like a 10000lb shopping cart, in other words one she's riding in

 

[NoBacon]

I love how the sincere Ukrainian reply immediately recognised he’s a fat retard who would hinder real men fighting

“Every help have to be appreciated. He have good intentions.

Thank you for your kind heart. There is more way to help not just going to fight. I think people who are going to fight should have training or/and experience, otherwise you can be in a way. Maybe try to organise charity, collect money, spread the news, write reviews on Russian restaurants for Russian people to see what is going on.”

Keep your spirit up! “

 

[HotDogJoe]

Seeing Patrick in any kind of physical conflict, let alone a warzone, would be hilarious.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nigga would unite the Ruskies and Ukrainians into a common enemy.

 

[guest]

Apparently the Wagner Group are being flown in to hunt down Zelensky and the Klitschko brothers amongst others.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.nypost.com/2022/02/24/wagner-group-private-mercenaries-fighting-in-ukraine[/URL]

Here's Fat Boy's chance to fight some legitimate neo-nazis. This is the charmer they call "boss."

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_Utkin[/URL]

I just got a genuine belly laugh out of picturing Fat trying to fight these vicious cunts.

 

[UnPRePared]

MM Schill was going to attack from the east but the sound of bombs is like a million vacuum cleaners.

When she gets the pennies out of her mouth, she'll count them to see if she has enough for a one way ticket.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Apparently the Wagner Group are being flown in to hunt down Zelensky and the Klitschko brothers amongst others.

Wagner Group, Kremlin-backed mercenaries, reportedly laid groundwork in Ukraine

A shadowy group of Kremlin-backed mercenaries who allegedly helped lay the groundwork for the invasion of eastern Ukraine have been accused of some of the worst atrocities around the world.

www.nypost.com

Here's Fat Boy's chance to fight some legitimate neo-nazis. This is the charmer they call "boss."

Dmitry Utkin - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

I just got a genuine belly laugh out of picturing Fat trying to fight these vicious cunts.

Certainly there cannot be atrocities worse than showing up to Hooligans drunk, or texting your drivers license, or leaving negative book reviews.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I'm trying to think of a Eraserhead, Won't raise a daughter joke but I'm coming up empty.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I’m on to you faggots

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Apparently the Wagner Group are being flown in to hunt down Zelensky and the Klitschko brothers amongst others.

Wagner Group, Kremlin-backed mercenaries, reportedly laid groundwork in Ukraine

A shadowy group of Kremlin-backed mercenaries who allegedly helped lay the groundwork for the invasion of eastern Ukraine have been accused of some of the worst atrocities around the world.

www.nypost.com

Here's Fat Boy's chance to fight some legitimate neo-nazis. This is the charmer they call "boss."

Dmitry Utkin - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

I just got a genuine belly laugh out of picturing Fat trying to fight these vicious cunts.

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