BREAKING: Pat has hired Brinton Resto to help him with his restraining order case

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

They apparently met earlier today to discuss their courtroom strategy:

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I think pats saying he doesn't wipe

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If you try and cross Brinton Resto in court,

he will tongue fuck your bunghole.

 

[captain_kamala]

he can't find the clitoris though

 

[UnPRePared]

he can't find the clitoris though

Dasaresto, juslickinanmissin

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I think pats saying he doesn't wipe

There's a lotta fawkin problems inside his jeans, let me tell ya.

Edit: Gay and retarded.

 

[DominusOdium]

When You Can't Afford the Besto, Hire Brinton Resto!

 

[Snake]

I think pats saying he doesn't wipe

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

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God I 'member those commercials. At that point just go to the car wash and have someone hose ya off.

 

[FurBurger]

Pat's been wiping his elbow all these years...

 

[Mikekeke]

Pat used to wipe, he just stopped because he got sick of breaking toilet seats when he would lean to one side while trying to clean himself off.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Is he fat enough yet where he's unable to reach his anus to wipe, even if he does know where to look? If not, I'd say he is rapidly closing the gap.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Pat used to wipe, he just stopped because he got sick of breaking toilet seats when he would lean to one side while trying to clean himself off.

I did that once, my left leg was in a brace after a surgery. Boy did I feel silly

 

[Cyberatorquer]

He's... into things, cyberatalker.

 

[guest]

They apparently met earlier today to discuss their courtroom strategy:

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He’s not Dabessdo!