BREAKING - Niki is a fan of the Scott & Todd Show!

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

In less serious news, she also sent a very rude message to the Attorney General of the United States:

She also isn't a big fan of Drag Queen Story Hour...

And she always makes time to shit on an author of color:

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Bit of the year right here. I say this every time but this is gonna be one of the ones that heavily contributes to Rick losing what little mind he has left.

 

[guest]

Nikki really gets into some moods when she drinks. I'll pray for her to get well

 

[kingship75]

I like how there is no mention of Pig.

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Raymond]

Niki just won't learn. Those "dumb coons" (her words) are most likely to clap back on Twitter and not to take any reasonable explanation for an answer.

 

[Udders]

Bit of the year right here. I say this every time but this is gonna be one of the ones that heavily contributes to Rick losing what little mind he has left.

I'm really hoping he sees the ones posted here and then sends follow up contact form messages to the same people trying to explain.

 

[Snake]

I'm happy to litigate it with you over the phone

 

[Dog Eater]

TYFYS.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Watch the rape allegations actually be true and you get her killed by some federal goon squad trying to cover it up

 

[guest]

Good work, as always.

Side note, why can't authors properly explain their books anymore? The descriptions are either a collection of wacky shit in space! or vague themes that may or may not even be in the book, like that jig at the end. Tell me what the fucking plot is. There's a ring and if the bad guy gets it, he'll rule everything and make it evil. The good guys have to destroy the ring. Ya know what dude, ya got your plot, your characters, you got your beginning middle and end, BOOM ya got a story.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I really admire Niki's enthusiasm when it comes to expressing her core beliefs. I thought she was just a lazy, fat lardo with a fake job but that bitch puts in work.

I'm really hoping he sees the ones posted here and then sends follow up contact form messages to the same people trying to explain.

Best thing if he did is he wouldn't explain it at all. He'd just be like "My cyberstlakers are the ones sending you hate-filled messages from my wife." because he assumes everyone knows who he is and what he has to deal with.

 

[Udders]

Judging by their teeth, I would advise they inquire with places providing dental services. You know they gotta be self-conscious about that shit too.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Subject: Knock it off, spade

My poor ribs

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Drag queen Story hour sounds like random words put together like mad libs. Why the fuck is even this a thing?!

 

[fusciasomething]

Niki has a fat husband and a mean streak

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Bit of the year right here. I say this every time but this is gonna be one of the ones that heavily contributes to Rick losing what little mind he has left.

The opportunities to fuck with Pat are nearly infinite. As long as there are contact forms there'll be ribs.