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BREAKING NEWS: Neighborhood of notorious Pest is burning

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Sources are telling us that an unidentified member of the O&A forums saw half his block wiped out in an ONGOING 5-alarm fire today.
He reportedly mentioned that, if you're watching it live, look for the #PAYQUASI sign hanging from the balcony over the lawn on which Channels 5 and 7 are camped.
 
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They're doing live segments from my front porch right now. I could get whatever I wanted on tv just by hanging a sign on my door but my street name and number are in frame.

This bit stinks. The news in on my lawn.
Sorry, Pat, I'm not doxing myself just for a laugh buddy.
 
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How bout this? Somebodyyyyyy I live with told the chief they could use our fucking bathrooms, not realizing the water pressure's dead because they've been blasting the hydrants outside since 4pm. The boys have really made a fucking mess of our commode over the course of the day.

But poo humor rules so haha jokes on her. I'll walk up to Salem State to shit until she cleans it, I don't fucking care.
You're a better man than me, Paul. I don't let municipal workers use my shitter.
 
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