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BREAKING: Interview with Jaimie Boobee from Strictly Stalking. This Friday on my podcast!

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No, wait, here it is right now because I'm not a cocksucking faggot.

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TorqueWheeler

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She liked the compliment about her beefers. I guarantee it. It'll not be long before the two of you are married.

Pulitzer NPA wins again, folks.
Agreed. She'll chew a few Xannies and text you back in a couple of hours like, "Sooooo... like... what did you mean you're a 'big fan of the beefers?' You're funny lol..."
 

Harry Powell

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yeah... I feel like this was a wasted opportunity; there was a response & we might've got some info but OP didn't have the competence/courage to see it through... obviously beefer-talk is appropriate but you save it til' the end.
He messaged her more, you can see the bubble at the bottom is cut off. She probably blocked.
 
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yeah... I feel like this was a wasted opportunity; there was a response & we might've got some info but OP didn't have the competence/courage to see it through... obviously beefer-talk is appropriate but you save it til' the end.
What info is this broad gonna have? "Patrick was obnoxious and we fucked up our podcast by having him on." That's about the extent of it. Or maybe she knows his middle school grades, ha ha holeee shit. NPA did great, setup, punchline, leave.
 
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