BREAKING: I Found the First 11 Pages of Fatrick's Screenplay About Us

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Some guy on reddit uploaded these but they were deleted almost immediately. It seems that Fatrick has begun writing a movie about us titled "PerformaTive CruelTy." I'm not sure who captured it but they're likely 16 and don't know dick about uploading PDF shit here.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I must be loyle to my capo.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Just saw all the capitalized T's. Goddammit. I wanted to believe for a second...

 

[guest]

I really want to believe that this is real.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I must be loyle to my capo.

You beat me to it ya fucking cunt

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Niki loves BBC (Big Boykin Cock)

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The 5% tip was a nice touch.

 

[NoBacon]

I must be loyle to my capo.

But I manuged to get the drip on him

 

[potatopeeler63]

You have a loT of Time on your hands my liTTle aTalker

 

[Opesterino]

Wonderful. I cheered, clapped and cried in all the right places ! Can't wait to see it on the big screen.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Rick must be seething reading this as it's better than any screenplay he's written.

Seethe and cope, Rick.

 

[Harry Powell]

Man, I lost it at SHUT! YOUR FUCKING! MOUTH! And it was solid gold from there. Thanks brotherman

 

[guest]

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You have a loT of Time on your hands my liTTle aTalker

Nice toupee hairstyle, you self assured faggot.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

This screenplay would sell in Hollywood in a minute. Full of virtue signaling bullshit.

 

[Imager]

This was too well written to be actually written by Rick.

I wish I could share this with someone who could see how good it is and not have to tell them the backstory.

It's almost like this is a religion with all the shit you have to know to understand this place.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Ricks really shaping this to be one of the those “the first half is better” movies. I just hope there’s a scene where Boykin discovers that “Aaron Berg” is actually a Jew midget and needs to take him out.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

This was too well written to be actually written by Rick.

I wish I could share this with someone who could see how good it is and not have to tell them the backstory.

It's almost like this is a religion with all the shit you have to know to understand this place.

The fan service was a little much to be completely honest witcha. We get it, we're watchin a fawkin Patso movie. How many references do we need!?!? Took me right outta da fawkin movie.

 

[Midian9876]

I seriously hope Canyon Boykin discovers this place.

 

[Meownaw]

If Rick wrote this he would post it on twitter like

"Here it is 11 pages (that's 11 minutes of movie time for those not in the business) of something I put together in between writing my 5th Scifi epic involving a disabled trans Black woman who fights against the patrirchy in SPACE!". #amwriting #amreading