Bought an egg and cheese sub at Subway this morning. 6.75 wasn’t bad but after inserting my card the pad asked me if I wanted to tip

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah, I gotta tip for ya sweaetheart

 

[Meownaw]

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…

2:30 in the afternoon she walked in wearing a freakin negligee oh what I'm gonna do to her! Get over here! I'm over here! and then she starts screaming BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO and ya gotta answer when you're banging em because she's saying BOOGALUGALOO and I'm coming back saying I'm over here nowwwww BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO I'm over here nowwwww and then you hear just one big WAHHHHHHHHHHHH thank youuuuuu! Throw on a steak!

 

[Meownaw]

2:30 in the afternoon she walked in wearing a freakin negligee oh what I'm gonna do to her! Get over here! I'm over here! and then she starts screaming BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO and ya gotta answer when you're banging em because she's saying BOOGALUGALOO and I'm coming back saying I'm over here nowwwww BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO BOOGALUGALOO I'm over here nowwwww and then you hear just one big WAHHHHHHHHHHHH thank youuuuuu! Throw on a steak!

I got a gig at the pound.
The pound?

Yeah you know like an animal shelter, sick dogs and stuff. I have a lot of dog material. YOUR WIFE INSPIRED IT! OHHHHH!!

 

[aRTie02150]

Always bring cash. Have at least 5 singles, 3 5s, 2 10s and a 20.