Boomer work interaction that just happened

[NoBacon]

Cutie zoomer brings boomer file.

Boomer makes cringe small talk. Involves toes for some reason, I’m not listening.

“You could massage my toes for me” in a weird creepy voice.

She laughs uncomfortably, side glances at me. I glance back, in one glance it’s communicated “if that’s all he says she’ll let it slide and I won’t get involved”

*praying he stops*

“That would be exciting wouldn’t it, I’d be excited” in weird laughing creepy voice like they’re flirting.

Glances at me more concerned, instant communication again. I walk over, change the topic.

“Hey boomer, how’s that thing coming along?”

“I was just saying to zoomer here she can massage my feet if she wants” and keeps doing it.

Another glance, “yeah don’t worry I’ll reprimand him now”

Fucking boomers, man.

Are they all just retards?

 

[NoBacon]

Now obviously I’m a SNOWFLAKE LIBTARD who was JEALOUS of him.

 

[Imager]

Now obviously I’m a SNOWFLAKE LIBTARD who was JEALOUS of him.

Have the company get rid of him and then make her massage your feet.

 

[NoBacon]

Have the company get rid of him and then make her massage your feet.

It’s just the total delusion and ignorance not to notice obvious social cues to shut the fuck up.

They’re all the same.

 

[gassers]

It’s just the total delusion and ignorance not to notice obvious social cues to shut the fuck up.

They’re all the same.

Congrats, you'll play the role of the witness in his metoo firing.

Edit: Also, don't you work in IT? Why are files even a thing? Bizarre ngl.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t know if that’s from being a boomer or autism / Asperger’s. Boomers make dumb jokes but usually can read the room.

 

[Kinderman]

So so so so so so you’re saying that asking a young girl at work to massage my feet makes me a pervert?! Fucking Biden.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I think she just wanted you to take your shoes and socks off so she could massage both pairs of feet. Sounds like you misread the situation, pal.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Is this the new Tarantino movie script leak?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Personally, I would've stormed up behind her, grabbed her by the hair, screamed "THIS IS MINE. IT BELONGS TO ME." while pointing at her and then dragged her off.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Greatest generation ever.


#LastGreatAmericans #WorkHardPlayHard #FJB

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Now obviously I’m a SNOWFLAKE LIBTARD who was JEALOUS of him.

You are creating a toxic work culture for men in your company, this is sad.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Watching millennials become the new boomers is awesome to watch. They all get roasted now. Im honestly starting to be on team zoomer. Im on the border so I can choose my alliance

 

[guest]

Didn't happen.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Watching millennials become the new boomers is awesome to watch.

Is it? Say “watch” again, stupid.

They all get roasted now.

Do they?

Im honestly starting to be on team zoomer. Im on the border

Are ya?

so I can choose my alliance

Can ya?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Is it? Say “watch” again, stupid.


Do they?


Are ya?


Can ya?

Yes it is, yes they do, yes I am, and yes I can, child. Report and block

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Every generation is worse than the next, funster, good men ( ) fewer and fewer in-between.

 

[Turk February]

I think it's cute @NoBacon has a pretend job and talks about it like it's real.

 

[NoBacon]

Is this the new Tarantino movie script leak?

She wasn’t a 13 year old party girl, so no

 

[BUBBLER]

I think it's cute @NoBacon has a pretend job and talks about it like it's real.

Imagine larping as a wage slave in a cage. Embarrassing...